(Nya and Kai at School)
Nya: Did you remember everything?
Kai: Yes
Nya: Did you put on deodorant?
Kai: It’s not that bad! Look! *raises his arm*
Entire Student Body: *screams and collapses*
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Cole: It’s funny, you know, the sweetest thing on this menu–is you
Drive-Thru lady at Burger King: *laughing hysterically*
Cole: Ooh, she likes me
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Kai: Storytime!
Kai to Edna and Skylor: It was common law that a flower be presented to the loveliest lass- *handing a flower to Skylor*
Edna: *takes the flower* Ooh, and of course, that’s me!
Kai: *laughing*
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Jay as a teacher after holiday: Alright, who’s happy to be back?
Brad: Absolutely no one
Jay leaning over his desk: Me neither let’s get the heck outta here
Jay: *Driving a packed car full of students*
Left Out Student: *Running after the car*
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Employer: Why do you want this job?
Lloyd: Because…please
Employer: Do you have a resume?
Lloyd: Sure do *hands him a blank paper with the word “please”*
Employer: Any references?
Misako over the phone: PLEASE
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Skylor: While you were gone you missed three exams
Jay: Really?
Skylor: And twenty homework assignments
Jay: Okay, I’m gonna be right back
Jay, narrating: Then I flew myself right into the sun
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Kai: Storytime!
Kai to Misako: Just like all the other flowers in this garden, she was JUST as exquisite
Misako: Pfft, Shut up!
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Jay: Sandslash go!
Jay to Nya, who’s sunbathing on a towel: Use earthquake
The other four boys: *shake her towel around with her still laying on it*
Nya: *screaming*
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Jay on the phone with an Apple Employee:
Apple Employee: Welcome to Apple Care, this is Jamie here–
Jay: To talk to a customer, please press- 1.
Jamie:
Jay:
Phone: *beep*
Jay: *gasping*
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Principal: Your son has a problem
Ray: Oh really? How so?
Principal, flipping a slide: As you can see here-
Slide: Mr. Greenfield has a big butt.
Ray, putting down a computer device: HAHA! WE GOT HIM LET’S GO!
Ray and Kai: *bolting out the office door*
Yes I haven’t slept in 24 hours and this was purely done on impulse and raw desire of a 9 year old who wanted to look like a LEGO
Happy Halloween/Day of the departed, everyone! Original vines by Jojoe, David Lopez, Cole Labrant, Anwar Jibawi, Splack_19, Curtis Lepore and Jake Paul. You can follow “ninjago vines compilation” tag to find more of this shit.
Drawing morro is so fun wh
After careful analysis of each page, here is the page that made me laugh the hardest:
And it’s all because of this piece of concept art:
Sam fakt dopuszczenia do siebie krytyki daje przewagę tym, co krytykują.
- Hipis [Paulo Coelho]
tlnm in a nutshell
wow season 11 looks great
Doodles of lavashipping. It’s ok, Cole likes to be terrorized by this hot head
Happy Valentine’s day! Yeah, I’m alive. Sorry for not posting anything in a while. For those who requested angsty fics. I remember about the fics, which should have been written a couple of months ago. Yeah, I still remember and I’m so sorry. I just didn’t had much time for them. Now, when I’m a little bit more free, I’ll try to write them and post it this or next week. Just give me more time. Well, I think that’s all I wanted to say. Hope you like the video!
(...) tajemnicę należy chronić - może nie zawsze rozumieć, ale jednak chronić.
- Hipis [Paulo Coelho]