I Dont See Why I Cant Start A Trend, So Here Goes. Lets Try To Build Back Our Attention Spans. Lets Try

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

you get in the habit of kissing Caldarus' statue on the nose as you leave for the day. "for good luck" is your excuse.

you are flabbergasted when Caldarus does the same to you one day after he's changed into his humanoid form. "for good luck," his rumbly, deep voice murmurs.

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

Solidarity

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

princessknight oh yeah woo yeah

See the thing is that if you keep saying "I bet everyone hates me I'm so annoying" is that its annoying. And people hate it. So it's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy isn't it. You know what's also a self fulfilling prophecy? Acting like you're hot shit until you become hot shit