shenphias
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look at my lawyer dawg
You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.
Golden view in the forge
March quick drawing rahghh
FUCKING GETCH OU
ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:
1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
it doesn't go both ways
(based on lighter's trust event)
an interaction im very tired of in online autism spaces. aka when you don’t have a special interest / when your special interest isn’t [character] or [fandom]
guess who’s back in the building again
(can I just say what a glow up from how I last drew him)
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a simple little smol chibi just to please myself, I've been working all week on commission and a break is no big deal ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆
Fields of Mistria Hayden x Pokemon
Bonus Henrietta x Pokemon below ;3
We all know that Henrietta has beef with March so I just had to draw March getting double-kicked by Blaziken!Henrietta (Based on a Ranma 1/2 panel by Rumiko Takahashi)
Genuinely hope "JD Vance killed the pope" becomes a legit, widespread rumor. I hope the whitehouse has to make a statement, thus only adding fuel to the fire about it.
Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.
Source: x
was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality
rina, draw up the adoption papers
if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely