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Latest Posts by shenphias - Page 2
sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
a treasure found antiquing today
Easter falling on 4/20 again this year means all those old 420 praise it vines from 2014 are once again relevant
whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
fuck 4chan
fuck twitter
fuck reddit
fuck tumblr
and fuck you
god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace
crumbyfied mystic flour (ft. proud cat dad dark cacao)
i just pirated a dandelion🌻and shared it with all of my friends
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
All this time thinking about your Net Worth when we should be thinking about the fertile Wet Earth
I love this gif so much its so hateful
Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo
unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring
Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.
you get in the habit of kissing Caldarus' statue on the nose as you leave for the day. "for good luck" is your excuse.
you are flabbergasted when Caldarus does the same to you one day after he's changed into his humanoid form. "for good luck," his rumbly, deep voice murmurs.
I’m losing my mind
