Faded Blue House Portrait Hanging On The Wall At The Local Urgentcare

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

Posting these lovely templates some wonderful artists made on twitter for the folks that only use tumblr! (I found them on the discord server tbh, I rarely look at twitter). For extra mesure, I will tag EVERYONE I see drawing their OC in it \O/ MORE MISTRIA ART! MOOOOOOORRRREEEEEE!!!

Original posts HERE and HERE - Templates below.

I LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH I'M JUST STUPID AND FORGET THAT FEELINGS NEED TO BE EXPRESSED IN ORDER FOR THEM TO BE FELT

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

ZZZIBLINGS ‼

a simple little smol chibi just to please myself, I've been working all week on commission and a break is no big deal ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

See the thing is that if you keep saying "I bet everyone hates me I'm so annoying" is that its annoying. And people hate it. So it's a bit of a self fulfilling prophecy isn't it. You know what's also a self fulfilling prophecy? Acting like you're hot shit until you become hot shit

I'm constantly impressed at people's ability to stretch anything to fit an acronym, but it's extremely impressive how well that fits.