A Lot Of People Have Said This Already But

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

you get in the habit of kissing Caldarus' statue on the nose as you leave for the day. "for good luck" is your excuse.

you are flabbergasted when Caldarus does the same to you one day after he's changed into his humanoid form. "for good luck," his rumbly, deep voice murmurs.

i keep making big clit pussy coffee. pkease send help

i spend my weeknights very wisely

There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

crisp glass of water moodboard

That one dialogue from Friday Night at the Inn…

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.