*lights A Cigar With A Match And Leans Back In My Plush Leather Chair, Looking Out Through The Blinds

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

rina, draw up the adoption papers

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

i believe "nothingburger" is the cowardly enemy of the humble and kind everything bagel

Reblog to make it die faster

what could’ve been