The Verticals Vs The Horizontals Is Tomorrow

it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

"I guess we doin peekaboo now"

KILL IT

imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.