Sketches Of My Favorite Guy Ever Of All Time

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

i keep making big clit pussy coffee. pkease send help

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title