dawg its been 4 years and i NEVER touched CRK until literally a week ago and now.... . ..
anyways i been toying with a littl AU because Pure Vanilla fixation hit me like a bullet train and Avatar of Destiny has me having all sorts of AU thoughts and feelings
edit: tumblr mobile keeps screwing up my posts when i try to add a read more or reorder stuff so i just gotta have it as it is sorry yall
so i see a lot of people saying the avatar is a Beast version of PV but.... but consider
what if this was an AU where PV insisted that Lily use him to find the secret to perfection instead of going to the witches. . .. what if he loved her so much that he would sacrifice himself to see her find what would fulfill her
what if it all went wrong and he became something else entirely because of it...... because some secrets were never meant to be tampered with. ... ..
Wait a fricken second, I recognize this guy!!!! I watched Weeby play this game for a bit (got past the second murder and was in the third part (not seen victim yet)) but never finished watching. I completely forgot about!
this might inspire some to watch play throughs soon.
His pathetic boy vibes have me captivated
A fellow ‘Viridian’ enjoyer I see.
Kaminari's quirk turns himself into a giant magnet. No fork in the kitchen is safe, and he regularly deals with random metal items flying to him.
walking through a hallway to the water fountain. I crossed paths with three girls. One had a crowbar over their shoulder.
I give them a look
they look back.
Less than five minutes later, I see them again. They are still carrying the crowbar.
what did they do with it?
Layer breakdown for pure vanilla cookie’s outfit, based on watching Conclave recently. I enjoyed it a lot! The costume design in particular was stellar and very satisfying to watch.
Now that I’m looking more at it, maybe I should switch the 3rd and 4th layers. Unfortunately, I did this all in goodnotes so I can’t just move the layers around 🥲
Warrior cats au where kittypets can understand two legs/humans. They can’t talk with them and humans don’t understand cat speak, but kittypets can perfectly understand what a two leg is saying.
this was inspired by @fabesblueberries drawing of Desmond, Eloise and Wolfgang with animal traits (please go check it out the art is very good) and the au began from there.
originally it was an au where the cast slowly started to transform into animal hybrids, but after reading to cover one’s eyes by wei_wei_wei on ao3, the au changed directions.
now it’s an au where some members of the cast have a supernatural affinity.
Damon is a snake hybrid.
Wolfgang is a werewolf.
Jett is a were coyote.
Ulysses is a warlock who was forced to make a pact with a demon named Stolas.
Toshiko is a yokai who doesn’t have a mouth.
Kai got abducted by the Fae as a kid and that left him weird.
Jean’s descended from a dragon.
And Eva is an omen bringer/banshee. (Whenever something bad is about to happen, she gets the urge to scream).
The whole plot kinda revolves around this ring that Damon has that makes him look like a regular human. Turns out it actually belongs to Jean’s family and was forged by Ingrid’s ancestors centuries ago, and Jean is actually looking for it.
Stolas, Ulysses’s patron once wanted the ring to study it, so Jean’s dragon ancestor handed it off to the fae for safe keeping.
However, because of Kai, (timey-wimey shenanigans), it ended up in the hands of a garden snake who got transformed into a human man when wearing the ring. This guy is Damon’s father and Damon’s mom ended up killing him for lying to her and stealing the ring so her son would grow up as a normal human.
And yeah that’s the au so far.
Ace Markey with a Southern accent that slips is canon in my heart!
And you know Arei and Whit blast Ace every time his accent slips!
Now that I have gotten some attention, I have decided to share a Hazbin Hotel crack ship that I personally love. Ready?
Alastor’s mother (Who I will call Claire) X Angel Dust’s mother (Sally)
Now hear me out. These to women go to heaven. After a couple of decades they become neighbors and hit it off. They become friends and soon begin to connect through their similar pasts. They bond over their abusive husbands (headcannon) and how their sons have ended up in Hell. They talk about their issues and help each other heal. And eventually they develop new feelings for one another and start dating. After a couple of years they get married up in heaven and permanently move in together.
Another thing that interests me is how it will affect other characters. Molly, who is also up in heaven, at first struggles to understand their relationship, but eventually realizes that they make each other happy, and comes to terms with everything, even calling Claire mom.
Alastor and Angel Dust on the other hand, would have a totally different take on it. Angel Dust struggles with the idea of Sally taking up another love, and feels like he was left behind. Alastor on the other hand, is having way more trouble processing this. On one hand his mother obviously loves Sally as she is happier talking about her wife than she ever was with her husband. On the other hand, he and Angel Dust are now Step brothers?!?
This obviously isn’t everything I have in mind, but I just wanted to share my favorite crack pairing with the fandom.