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KITTY 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Meet Hemingway

No I did not name him. This sad creature showed up on our doorstep and hasn’t left sense. He is a giant (tiny) baby.

I don’t know how he went from the bottom right corner to how he looks currently.

KITTY!!!!!!!

Meet Maggie 💕

My very fat cat who thinks she’s a star.

V3 au where everything is the same but maki is a feral crow

V3 au where everything is the same but maki is a feral crow

HOT OR NOT? POKEMON

There are a lot of pokemon out there. Some of them are good. Some of them are bad.

the world of pokemon is a beautiful one filled with many "types" of pokemon. some pokemon are steel. some pokemon are bugs. some of them are even normal. lately i have found myself thinking, which pokemon is the most steel? which pokemon is the most bugs? which pokemon is normal? and today i am proud to say i have answered these questions and more.

It can be hard to decide, since there are so many of them, but luckily I'm here to make that decision for you. i have definitively chosen the most representative (most) least representative (least) personal favorite (best) and least favorite (worst) design of every pokemon type. and i will now explain it to you in detail

now keep in mind we are ONLY talking about design here. lore is not coming into play whatsoever. if you want to explain to me why xyz pokemon is actually the most/least/best whatevertype pokemon because it's based on this or that: i don't care. that's not why we're here. we're judging books by their covers today

Normal Type

Most - Herdier: This is just a regular ass dog, which may be considered one of the normalest things on the planet. It doesn't get much more normal than this, folks.

Least - Arceus: If i saw this thing it would be one of the least normal days of my life.

Best - Skitty: This is just a perfect design, there isn't anything bad you could possibly say about it and if you tried I'd hit you. Look at that face. ^_^

Worst - Castform (Normal): It looks like either a pair of balls or caspar with a fat rack and in either cae it's just kind of unappealing to look at.

Grass Type

Most - Shaymin (Land Forme): Although 'grass' a type represents all plant life, I am choosing to interpret it literally here. Shaymin is the grassiest of all grass pokemon, and although this is not part of the criteria, it is also very cute so lets all take a moment to appreciate that

Least - Kartana: this is an origami swordsman bug thing which to me isn't really Grass at all. I do love the design but it's not very grassy. yeah paper comes from plants but gun to my head i would have not guessed grass type for this pokemon in top 3, maybe not even top 5.

Best - Wo-Chien: I just think this guy represents a ton of pokemon design philosophy at its best. It has a very strong sense of color, good use of shape, is just a tiny bit strange, and most importantly is a kind of Creature i would like to hang out with

Worst - Calyrex: The more realistically proportioned hare head with the strange body does NOT work for me. I'm not mad about the massive berry on top at all but why the perfectly round torso? Why the stubby little arms? Why the noodle legs with the thigh high boots? I think you could fix this one pretty easily ultimately but it really needs fixin

Water Type

Most - Wailord: Although there is no actual water in wailord's design, the mere presence of a whale implies the necessity for an amount of water that is almost as catastrophically overwhelming in its absence as its presence.

Least - Palkia: Other than looking like an anthropomorphized speedboat palkia is not particularly aquatic in its nature

Best - Lapras: There's a lot of great water pokemon designs but i think lapras is firing on all cylinders. Really a classic pokemon design.

Worst - Quaquaval: There are a lot of pokemon that are uncomfortably anthropomorphic and there have been since gen 1. It's not something I'm against in concept at all and it's produced some of my favorite pokemon designs of all time. But unfortunately when it flops it flops hard. Seriously, what are these proportions? Perfectly fine idea for a pokemon just executed with shocking inelegance.

Fire Type

Most - Gigantamax Cinderace: This is simply the most amount of fire you're getting in a fire pokemon. Biggest bang for your buck

Least - Blacephalon: Another ultra beast design that is, as a design, excellent, but i would not be able to guess the typing on the first try if you put a gun to my head

Best - Chandelure: What if a haunted chandelier was your friend. Enough said. This thing just rules

Worst - Cinderace: Everything I said about quaquaval is equally true here.

Fighting Type

Most - Machamp: He's a wrestler with four arms this is as fighting as fighting gets

Least - Meditite: This is a small child in an open, peaceful stance. I sense no violence here. If he were to fight, he would have been provoked.

Best - Mienshao: effortlessly elegant design that conveys the aesthetics of martial arts with the simplified animal anatomy and strong shape language that represents pokemon at it's best

Worst - Gurdurr: This entire line is profoundly uncomfortable to me but the prominent near-bursting veins and inexplicable hourglass figure are at their worst here.

Flying Type

Most - Altaria: This is a bird made out of clouds, which is the most flyingest a thing could be.

Least - Shaymin (Sky Forme): This dude doesnt look like its feet are getting off the ground anytime soon if i'm being quite honest

Best - Sigilyph: Great example of what flying type can look out when you branch away form birds. The stranger and less organic feeling pokemon are collectively some of my favorite and i think sigilyph is one of the more effective ones.

Worst - Enamorus: 😬

Electric Type

Most - Xurkitree: The Exposed Copper Wiring Pokemon. Great stuff. Also a banger design on top of being the most.

Least - Alolan Geodude: I understand the eyebrows and hair are supposed to be gatherings of lead sand but its still not giving electrivity. it just looks like a rock, one of the least electric things on the planet

Best - Rotom (All Forms): I wanted to put every rotom here but there was no way to arrange that easily. Just picture all the other rotoms here too. Rotom is awesome it's normal design is just cute and fun and then all of the other appliances are just a great concept.

Worst - Elektrike: Not unforgivably bad or anything but just kind of a design that doesn't convey a lot of information or have any appeal to it. Completely forgettable.

Poison Type

Most - Galarian Weezing: This guy is the most poisonous possible poison you could have. This guys hobby is global warming. This guy is dumping carcinogens into the river. And not just incidentally. He's ideologically motivated AND gets pleasure from it.

Least - Oddish: Not only do I not believe eating an oddish would poison me, i think oddish is healthy. I think it's good for you.

Best - Ivysaur: It's impossible to truly extract the nostalgia from my feelings towards the gen 1 pokemon designs but I think we can all agree. Ivysaur looks great

Worst - Eternatus: Does not even look like it belongs in the same franchise as anything else on this list so far. And on top of that, it looks stupid. 0/10. I do like the version of it that's an evil hand though.

Psychic Type

Most - Mega Alakazam: This dude looks like he should be airbrushed on a black velvet tapestry. I can't imagine anything more psychic than that.

Least - Exeggcute: Picking a least psychic pokemon was a hard one, because although we have some specific idea of what a psychic is, it's hard to say what one isn't. Ultimately, I don't think a handful of cracked eggs feels very psychic to me. I'm not sure what they feel like to me to be honest.

Best - Deoxys: Take a note, people, this is how you design a pokemon that's 'cool'

Worst - Necrozma: Take a note, people, this is not how you design a pokemon that's 'cool'

Ground Type

Most - Dugtrio: Dugtrios presence in the area is synonymous with the ground. It is not the ground itself but it is of the ground. It will never leave the ground. We will never know dugtrio in its entirety, we will only see as much of it as the ground lets us.

Least - Whiscash: That's a fish, it shouldn't be on the ground.

Best - Trapinch and Claydol: I really really wanted to avoid ties here but please indulge me just this one. These are two creatures that are perfectly made but each in its own distinct way.

Worst - Zygarde (Complete Forme): Overdesigned as fuckkkkkk

Ice Type

Most - Avalugg: This guy's ice.

Least AND Worst - Jynx: Not only is Jynx not particularly icy, changing the skintone was really not enough to redeem this design.

Best - Glaceon: There aren't any bad eveelutions. That said, glaceon isn't my favorite. However in the contect of ice pokemon I think it does a great job of using shape language and colors that feel icy without needing to actually resort to just chucking ice onto it. A lot of ice pokemon are either a little bit too on the nose or just outside of my taste bracket

Bug Type

Most - Caterpie: Very bug.

Least - Pineco: this is a pinecone with eyes, which is different from a bug.

Best - Leavanny: Look at that winning smile :)

Worst - Buzzwole: TOO SWOLE!!!!

Rock Type

Most - Onix: You may think it would have been geodude, who is just a rock with arms, but onix is actually just a rock with a face which is then attached to SEVERAL MORE ROCKS. That's as rock as it gets.

Least - Sudowoodo: You can't pull the wool over my eyes. That's a tree.

Best - Lunatone: What if the moon was kind of creepy and also your pet.

Worst - Terrakion: Think this motherfcukers just ugly

Dragon Type

Most - Mega Charizard X: We all know Charizard is a dragon but that's only sometimes true. When it's true, it's very true.

Least - Tatsugiri (All Forms): Why is a piece of sushi a dragon. I do support it don't get me wrong. But I'm not exactly following the throughline

Best - Rayquaza: I think sometimes the legendary pokemon end up in the Too Much category but I think rayquaza pushes riiight up against that edge without going over it.

Worst - Dracovish: Shitting on the mix and match fossilized pokemon feels kind of like low hanging fruit. I honestly think they're kind of fun in concept. But this just looks stupid

Ghost Type

Most - Haunter: Self explanatory

Least - Decidueye: A very fun design but it feels like its got much too life in it to be ghostly.

Best - Polteageist: I'm insanely biased because I love ghosts and have a teapot collection so when i saw they put a ghost in a teapot i was overjoyed and it became my favorite pokemon as a whole instantly.

Worst - Gholdengo: Looks like the mascot for a string cheese brand

Dark Type

Most - Guzzlord: Dark type in japanese is Evil type which certainly has different connotations. In either case, I think whatever it means for a pokemon to be dark or evil is embodied here.

Least - Scraggy: I don't think this guy is dark or sinister at all.

Best - Mega Absol: I'm just so charmed by mega absol because it is indistinguishable from the kind of thing a teen with a deviantart would have drawn. It's like an edgy emo fairy white haired anime boy angel sparkledog. But despite that it still has a lot of aesthetic integrity and manages to only be a bit over the top in a way i think it's suited for.

Worst - Mega Sharpedo: This cluttered design pretty much undoes anything that's successful about sharpedo's standard form

Steel Type

Most - Melmetal: the unrelenting metalness of this guy is not even tanted by any even vaguelt biological components

Least - Wormadam (Trash Cloak): Not a single visibly metallic part on this pokemon

Best - Magearna: A clockwork magical girl... what a great design.

Worst - Varoom: Something about this guy looks agonized to be alive. And I feel that agony too. It looks like a motorcycle that was in the process of being transmogrified into a creature but the process was incorrectly terminated halfway through and now it lives a cursed and painful existence.

Fairy Type

Most - Mega Diancie: this thing could give me a quest to save the world and i would listen to it

Least - Galarian Weezing: I also wanted to do no duplicates but once again I will ask you for my forgiveness. Clearly this thing is the least fairy fairy. Not only is it unfairy, I think it tortures fairies. I think it's the villain in a movie where a bunch of children have to rescue a gang of captured fairies who are being used to power a Pollution Factory. I think this things grinds fairies up into dust and uses them to line the rim of its cocktail glass.

Best - Klefki: Klefki is soooo fun. I feel like if klefki was a ghost pokemon it wouldn't hit the same way because the idea of a haunted keyring is fun, sure, but it's notwhere near as good as a Whimsical Enchanted Keyring.

Worst - Zacian: this thing could give me a quest to save the world and im not sure i would listen to it. man the legendary dogs are just kind of a mess aesthetically

Okay that's all of the types. I don't really have a way to end this post. Of course there are a bunch of really good designs and really weird and cluttered ones that I didn't get a chance to talk about but. Idk man I can't rate every pokemon design there's just too many of them. there you have it.

Last night's dream. If I have to experience this weed-induced acid trip, so do you.

Someone decided to commit a murder with poison to make it less likely to get caught. Poisoned the basket of apples, as you do. David ate one and within seconds went down dramatically in front of everyone.

Except instead of killing him, it did the Snow White "sleeping death" thing. He wasn't dead, he was just in a magic coma. MonoTV as usual made a mistake and instead of giving the class belladonna gave them whatever kind of poison that is.

The class spent 10 minutes staring at David collapsed on the floor trying to figure out what to do. He's not dead, so no trial, but he won't wake up either unless they can find his true love to kiss him. Whit made the obvious joke the true love was Xander who already bit the big one, "so RIP David, I guess."

The choices are either have everyone kiss David to see what happens (rejected by everyone for fear someone's kiss will be so rancid it kills David and makes that person the blackened), or commit to the bit, put him in a glass coffin, and let this nonsense cause chaos on the outside.

Last thing that happened before waking up was Teruko sitting bedside with David during the 3-6 business weeks it takes to get a glass coffin without help of Amazon, and talking about how her bad luck will have this reversed by the next trial. The universe will not let her catch a break and let a trial run smoothly, therefore David will be fine.

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Mr. Chandelure and his two grandchildren- a happy ghost family!

When the representation is so casual that you completely forget about it.

Say what you will about WoF, but I think it's worth something to have a series that features characters who are openly queer. We've got sapphic and gay couples. We've got non-binary characters. It's nice to have representation that feels so casual, like Blue and Luna having two moms. It's just nice all around I think

got to the start of the trial and I was wrong but….

ISNT THAT THAT RUSSIAN TERRRORIST FROM THE SECOND CASE?!?!?!

OMG IT ACTUALLY IS?!?

This trial is definitely rigged because WHO WOULD ALLOW THIS MAN TO BE A JUROR?!? NOT ONLY IS HE NOT EVEN FROM BRITAIN HES A CRIMINAL!!!!!!

Edit: he’s actually a Russian revolutionary, but since Sholmes assumed that he was kidnapping someone, I still think he should be arrested.

I’m playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles and have gotten to Ep. 5. Here are my predictions:

‘Benedict’ (if that’s really his name) will be murdered, and Gina will be the prime suspect.

I’m playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles and have gotten to Ep. 5. Here are my predictions:

‘Benedict’ (if that’s really his name) will be murdered, and Gina will be the prime suspect.

woke up and saw this on my tumble, so my turn!

both me and my brother are autistic and have similar symptoms. We also have this really weird stimming thing that we both do. Basically we walk around (usually outside) and talk to ourselves like we’re narrating a story or fanfiction. We tell ourselves stories and narrate dialogue about our favorite games, tv shows, etc.. I personally like to be alone when I narrate to myself, so there have been times where I’ve told my brother to go away because im talking to myself. If this is a specific autistic trait, I’d love to learn more!

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(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

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@multifandomcutie13 )

more au shenanigans

World hopper Lolbit!! an au where all the Lolbits that appeared in the franchise are the same one

Why is my YouTube filled with "Gary and Karl"

It's all demon slayer I'm so confused

This. This is everything. Aoyama desperately wants to share his pain with someone. He wants the pressure of protecting his parents lifted off his shoulders, but can’t take the first step to do so out of fear. He wants someone to reach out to him, to confront him, because he doesn’t have the courage to put himself. He sees Midoriya as just that. He thinks that if he leaves enough clues, Midoriya will piece it together and confront him, and Aoyama can finally be freed from the guilt of being a traitor.

But Midoriya doesn’t piece it together. He trusts his classmates so much. It would take undeniable proof right in front of his face to realize that his classmate is a traitor. Combine his trusting nature with his Classmates’ advice, and he mistakes Aoyama’s clues as hints of a crush.

And when these two polarizing perspectives finally confront each other, Aoyama once again doesn’t have the heart to tell the truth.

Uh oh…. I thought about them too long…

Star crossed unwilling traitor with the chosen one?? And no one’s tried it??

Chandelure ko-fi doodle for solar!

“Issue #17: You Are the Darkness Before the Storm”

This issue is approximately 90% foreshadowing by volume, so just keep it mind. Bookmark it or something. 

For anyone who was worried about Pinepaw not telling anyone about the bones he found in Issue #12, he’s finally done it! But, uh… maybe you can see why he held out for so long. Cootstorm is not exactly a kind, understanding authority figure. 

To clarify the fifth and sixth pages, the flower in front of Pinepaw is a wild rose, and the one in front of Nightberry are lingonberries. The animal below her is a red fox. The bird in the tree above the mound in the last page is a burrowing owl. 

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scaramouche is so freaking hilarious to me cause like. look at him. he's a short man with so much rage. he's famously very pretty when he's not snarling at you. he wears an ostentatious hat that can be seen from a mile away. he was 'set free' by his mom/creator for having a heart then proceeded to spend the next five centuries looking for one. he was adopted by a bunch of swordsmiths when found in the wild. he knows how to make a sword as he was taught by the best professional swordsmoths of his country. he knows how to take of babies and small children, even if they're sick. he also knows how to make a nation collapse on itself and gained a whole moniker out of it. those qualities somehow exist simultaneously. he killed the entirety of raiden gokuden but spared the descendant of the man he thought had betrayed him because even then he held love in his heart for him. he literally endured dottore's mad experiments for probably centuries. he's been to the abyss. he figured out that Teyvat's sky is fake. he straight up reached into the tree of life and erased himself so that he could reverse the fate of those he had wronged. not even vengeance. that wasn't even priority, no he wanted to save the ones he loved. when that didn't work he accepted his memories and decided to work on atonement and vengeance. at the same time. he enrolled in the akademiya – the highest educational facility in Teyvat – by getting into an argument with a bunch of researchers because he has to have the last word. he woke up in a fantasy world and scoffed at the prophecy handed to him. he saved the replica of one of Gold's most dangerous creations by saying 'you need head pats, friends and therapy'. he then proceeded to give the head pats, friendship and therapy to his baby-sized dragon friend. he wakes up everyday and chooses violence, then somehow managed to be kind anyway.

he's so funny. I love him so much.

Inverted Rengoku from my Inverted Demon Slayer au. He is a quiet man with a permanent frown etched into his face. Rengoku is incredibly skilled Hashira, but hidden behind his talents is a mind filled with dark desires that he doesn't express. After all, it would be scandalous if the corps discovered that a Hashira wanted to become a demon.

My new Demon Slayer Au. It's called, the inverted au. All characters have their color palattes inverted along with their personalities, goals, moral compass, and their relationships in some way. However, the story will still stick to cannon and will only suffer minor deviations.(Example: Tanjiro is very rude and has no sympathy for demons in any way, but he still is the hero and is trying to cure Nezuko.)

This is my drawing of Inverted! Tomioka. He generally appears to be happy, but inside he carries a lack of care for others that has left his life a total mess as a result. He still gives Nezuko a chance at living as he sees it as a way to prove to himself whether or not people are actually worth saving. He sort of acts like Douma in a way.

I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

people who disagree or made me embarassed to have had headcanons about this are LOSERS

as i said as soon as i saw this on twitter:

''I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTT I K N E W IT I FUCKING WON!!! I MAY SUCK AT FNAF THEORIES BUT I FUCKING WON AT THIS ONE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO god anyways i love kellen he was an inspo before the dca existed- this guy is such a goat!! autism icon!!''

@basyacriptid i'm fucking losing my shit sorry if u already saw this

line art tutorial

miku fun fact #97-a-b

just because miku does not need a license to kill, doesn’t mean she has

miku fun fact #97

miku does not have a license to kill

my favorite headcanon ever is tomioka somehow becoming an older brother figure to the children in the demon corps

like here’s this pitiful ultra quiet wet dog looking guy whose trudging around the world like it hates him. and. and then there are like eight kids half his size wilingly trailing behind him like baby ducklings in a pond, staring up at him with wide sparkling eyes

idk theres just something so special to me about older parental/brother figure x the children he unwillingly adopts trope UGHBDNAKNS

Im not too sure about Makoto being the kind boy you make him out to be. In the prologue when he first meets Taka, he thinks, "This guy is...kind of annoying."

i really do appreciate the absolute tonal whiplash from how thh centers around the kindest, sweetest, friendliest boy who sees the good in everyone . and sdr2 introduces the ultimate hater

My gender is a girl I am not the one who has a crush and a girlfriend I don’t have to worry I have to be the only girl.

Sorry girls looks like I won’t have anxiety if I’m the only girl left.

@metalman234

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

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if this did happen, I could imagine him eating demon flesh (presumably some that Nezuko donated), and Genya’s eyes permanently change into their demon form, black sclera and yellow iris. this of course would distress Genya, but eventually he would accept it and try to move on, (after a small break from training to recover from the shock of everything.).

meanwhile Sanemi has gotten punished for “attempting” (quotes because he did technically blind Genya, even if it was only temporary) to blind a fellow Demon Slayer and is shoving all his complex emotions away. Then he learns from Shinobu (she’s Genya’s doctor) that Genya has made a full recovery and has regained his vision (she doesn’t mention Genya’s eyes are different now)

Sanemi is initially shocked by what was supposed to be a career ending injury, but knows Genya’s quick recovery has something to do with him eating Demons. But no matter how hard he pushes, Shinobu won’t tell him anything (patient confidentiality) and he can’t ask Gyomei because the stone hashira is pissed at him. He can’t ask Genya himself because neither Genya nor Tanjiro are allowed near Sanemi, (an order that Sanemi suggested ironically.) So Sanemi doesn’t see Genya after this and therefor doesn’t immediately learn how Genya’s eyes have permanently turned to that of a demon. All because of Sanemi, his big brother.

how would Sanemi react if he saw Genya with his demon eyes after he blinded him?

Sanemi trying to blind Genya, as if Genya's mentor isn't literally blind and can keep teaching him

This has been pointed out so so so so many times and yes while it’s fundamentally true that Gyomei could have trained him after this event happened, it’s also more than likely genya would have somehow consumed demon blood as fast as he could to regain his vision! Because while being blind and a demon slayer may work out just fine for Gyomei, Genya isn’t as gifted as him, not with physique, the lung capacity (asthmatic genya my beloved and also what reason else could be literally not be able to breathe correctly??). And not with decades of gaining his bearings and refining all his other senses to be able to fight demons once again.

So in truth, If Sanemi HAD blinded him and Genya hadn’t consumed demon blood and just healed naturally. It probably would have worked in completely rendering Genya useless for the demon slayer corps.

This is all just a big what-if though because Genya still probably would have regained his sight if he ate demons before and we don’t exactly know what characteristics a demon can keep from their human body and what won’t transfer over to their demon body. So a person born blind is probably blind as a demon and uses echo location like a bat to hunt humans but if you were Genya, in this scenario, you’d probably gain your vision back.

Semi related but when Shizu clawed at Genya’s face she was dangerously close to his eyes and I’ve been toying with an au where she actually hits his eyes and Sanemi can’t abandon him then aka which leads to one of my favorite au’s: spoiled Genya of the wind estate. Might become a fic:3

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