Ship-happenss - S H I P H A P P E N S

F/A-18C Hornet assigned to the Wildcats

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

A mood

This is mesmerizing 

eclipse

Answer to the often-asked question, “Was there a mutiny on Skylab?”

Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE.

MBTI types as space

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“The Painter and the Night”

Process Video

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

Even More Slytherin Things

-Casual flirting

-Rolling eyes

-Eyeliner and Jawline could stab

-Gossip with the mermaids

-Marble

-Using unnecessarily long words in an argument to annoy people

-Perfectly crafted insults

-High heels or literal hotel slippers there’s no in between

-Backup plan for the backup plan

-If you pretend to have the authority to do the thing, you will most likely get away with doing the thing

-Always has tea

-Very opinionated

-Vinyl

-Will call you out if you get undeserved attention

-Fancy planner with everything in it

-The best excuses

-Teachers pet only to be able to get away with more

-Shakespeare references