SJM Better Kill Beron Soon, Cause If She Doesn’t, I’m Gonna Have To Take Matters Into My Own Hands

Is it just me or does it feel like SJM is gearing up for a threesome in Acotar?

Like first we have Rhys subtly asking Feyre if she wants to do other guys in ACOFAS

And then in ACOSF Nesta not only thinks about having a threesome (with Cassian and Az) but then Cassian recalls how he, Rhys, and Az would all have sex in the same room…

Idk, just feels like SJM is trying to put the idea in our heads

Y’all….

I’m talking to this really cute guy and I happened to mention that I’m really in to ACOTAR and then he starts reading it???? So he can talk about it with me???? I’m cooked 💀

I NEED a Downton Abbey/ Office style Tv show of the Spring Court estate before UTM/ when Rhys and Tamlin were buddies. It would be all of the servants and household staff gossiping about the two lordlings and how ✨close✨ they are

My favorite part about Azriel’s bonus chapter is how fucking awkward he is.

He does not catch one break. At one point he’s even like “Damn, I need to say something else that was not a socially acceptable answer 😰”

And I swear if that isn’t my own internal monologue constantly

Reminder:

Almost all the characters in the ACOTAR series are supposed to look like they are in their early to late 20s. They are immortal fae and I decided on this fancast because the actors need to look like they are in this age range for a number of years. I know this wouldn’t be everyone choice and a lot of people would love to see actors like Henry Cavill or Jason Momoa (trust me, I would too), but I wanted to keep the fancast more realistic towards the books.

(I don’t know why I’m saying all this like it’s a real casting, this is a fancasting. But istg if they make Jacob Elordi or Timothee Chalamet Rhysand, I’ll riot)

Vaughan 🤝 Bryraxis

Just fucking disappearing at the end of the book

In Court of War and Ruin when Feyre realizes that Lucien is actually the son of Helion and not Beron it is mentioned that his mothers line must have been the one to give him his fire powers.

In Crescent City the Autumn king has fire powers. And I know many of us have just assumed that he is probably part of the same royal bloodline that the Prythian Autumn King is, but what if he is part of the same bloodline that Lucien is?

Okay stay with me…

Now what if Throne of Glass is somehow set before ACOTAR and CC and somehow Aelins descendants crossed into those worlds ( First ACOTAR and then CC)? And her fire powers were passed down for generations? Making both Lucien and Bryce descendants of Aelin

Bone Carver theory:

In the books Feyre, Rhys, and Cassian each have an encounter with the bone carver.

- Feyre sees him as her future son (But, later says that the bone carver didn’t appear to her with wings)

- Rhysand sees him as Jurian

- We don’t know how Cassian sees him

I think that the bone carver appears as a person with a secret that you don’t know until it’s too late.

- Nyx’s secret was his wings, which Feyre didn’t know could kill her until late in her pregnancy

- and Jurian’s secret was that he was never allied with the king. Which could have been extremely helpful to the Night court in the war, had Rhys looked into his mind.

Not SJM naming her Main female character (the one who can hunt with a bow and arrow and becomes high lady) FEYRE ARCHERON

Feyre-> Freya-> “Lady”

ARCHERON-> Archer

LADY ARCHER

When Rhys was UTM Feyre said he was pale but then when she saw him a few months later he was tan from the sun. So that means that the Fae can tan. Which brings me to my question. Do Illyrians have really weird tan lines from constantly wearing fighting leathers?