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Y’all….

I’m talking to this really cute guy and I happened to mention that I’m really in to ACOTAR and then he starts reading it???? So he can talk about it with me???? I’m cooked 💀

Cause Nesta was buying all those books in ACOSF

When I get excited or really into a groove while reading sometimes the words jumble together on page. I always end up reading the description of Azriel’s hands as sacred instead of scarred. I think that’s fitting

My little sisters recently turned 19 and now I’m freaking out… cause what do you mean Feyre was only 19 in ACOTAR??? The same age as my little sisters??? There’s no way I’d let them date a 500 year old man 😤

I think we need to accept the very real possibility that we will not be getting any sort of book announcement until 2035 😭😭😭

Day 1458 of waiting for another ACOTAR announcement 😔

I love that scene in ACOMAF when the IC goes to Rita’s for drinks and Azriel and Feyre spend the night drinking in a booth, placing bets, and watching Rhys flirt with everyone who comes up to him. Because you absolutely KNOW that man was internally panicking, wondering if he was succeeding at making Feyre jealous.

Okay…

Crack theory time:

Literally EVERYONE knows that Lucien is not Beron’s son EXCEPT the IC

So, when Feyre points it out for the first time and Rhys is like “how did I not know that! My girl is so smart! 😏”

It’s just like common sense for anyone not in the IC

“Sarah J Maas is definitely gonna announce the new Acotar book this year!” - me in 2024 🤓

(Me in 2025 😭)

That whole argument over Mor’s drawing in the cabin is ridiculous! it’s obviously

Rhysand + Tamlin

Cassian + Helion

Azriel + Eris

As the three forms with wings and the three with long hair

🙄

Vaughan 🤝 Bryraxis

Just fucking disappearing at the end of the book

I don’t know about y’all but I haven’t heard much about ACOTAR outside of the current Shipwar ( probably my fault cause I can’t stop interacting with the Azriel tags)

So here are some of my non romance related theories for the books:

- Azriel or Cassian is actually Rhys half brother

- Nesta is going to become high lady dusk court

- Elain is hiding part of her powers

- Truth teller is not just a knife it’s a scrying device (I have a post on this)

- We are gonna see Briar (from ACOWAR) again

- The people of Hewn city are being affected by the evil of the mountain/ there is some hidden evil (Asteri???) sleeping under the mountain

- Each of the 3 mountains of Pyrithian have a portal that connects to another world/ dimension

- The monolith on top of Ramiel takes you to the place you need to be the most

- Reincarnation is a thing and either Cassian or Nesta is a reincarnation of Enalius

- Amren is ‘from our world’

- Elain is going to be apart of a coven

Nesta is the knife sibling.

and as the non-knife sibling of my own family I must fear her for it

Since when does Pinterest let you make collages???

Please excuse me as I make several dozen collages of my husband 🦇

Me when my fictional husband ends up with nobody and is sad and unloved: 👿😣😡

Me when my fictional husband ends up happy but is with someone who isn’t me: 😭🤷‍♀️😭

Eris 🤝 Tamlin 🤝 Azriel 🤝 Cassian

“Like him” - Tyler the Creator

“She said that I make expressions like him

My legs to my shoulders to my chin like him

My waist and my posture like him”

Please Sarah J Maas!

All I ask of you is to give every single character in your books their own perfect ending complete with no plot holes and individual spin off books!!!

(I don’t think that’s too much to ask!)

What I think Azriel’s shadows would look like 🦇

I think most of my problems would be solved if l could watch Azriel and Cassian spar (shirtless)(sweaty)

Elriel this and gwynriel that…

Naah, after ACOSF l think Nesta deserves at least one replication of that one fantasy (you know the one 🫣

I recently learned that I can lock my likes

And now nothing is stopping me from liking the ungodly amount of smutty Azriel fanfiction I read

You can’t convince me they didn’t cause didn’t tamlin say Rhys taught him to “please a woman” or something like that??? How tf else would he have taught him???

I’ve had enough of this…

I NEED some type of update on ACOTAR 6

✨ Manifest with me ✨

Am I making shit up or did Rhysand have a fucking tail in ACOTAR???

Like I think I remember it during the fireplace scene?

I don’t think it was ever mentioned again (if it was mentioned at all….)