Oh No!!!

dog teeth #317

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

My girl an army general and I'm. Look I haven't thought of a joke yet but if I had one it'd be hilarious ok just trust me on that one

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

im eating the gemstones in the museum gift shop i like the taste

"neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues" statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist

white girls hunting me in packs

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

old people are right. about werthers originals

society if we were all autistic (imagine a picture of a bunch of trains)