Yeah, Sorry, Having A Mortal Form And Shit To Do Is Too Much Bad Sensory Rn, Can You Just Bury Me In

Yeah, sorry, having a mortal form and shit to do is too much bad sensory rn, can you just bury me in the snow instead?

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5 months ago

i respect those people who have sideblogs for all their different interests, if you follow me, you’ll just have to accept you’ll be submitted to whatever nonsense i’m into at the moment

4 months ago

this new year, remember to be NEW:

Nasty and

Extremely

Weird about something that will alienate most of your followers


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4 months ago
Gone Fishin' 🎣

gone fishin' 🎣

4 months ago

Shrym is shrimp but with softer sounding letters y > I and no p. I used to have a shrimp as my fursona and I liked how the word sounded

@squ1g33 @wolfowlshield

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

3 years ago
Don’t Be Suprised If I Don’t Post A Bunch But Here Have Art

Don’t be suprised if I don’t post a bunch but here have art

2 months ago
If Ninetales' And Arcanine's Regional Forms Were Swapped ? Yeagh..

if ninetales' and arcanine's regional forms were swapped ? yeagh..

6 months ago
shrymf - what the scallop?
3 months ago

I Am A Cat - a short comic

title page depicts a car driving down a road lined with palm trees in a pastel sunset. 

A young me is sitting in the backseat of the car and my mom says from the front, "Alright y'all, we're almost there. Now remember that your cousins have a pet cat. You can't treat cats like you would dogs. So no petting or play-chasing. And their cat is especially anti-social so just leave it alone or they'll bite you."
from the passenger seat my dad smugly says, "Man, cats are so dumb, I would never get one. Why would anyone get a pet that doesn't even like being around you."
The family walks inside the relatives' house as the sun sets and i linger behind the crowd scanning around the house nervously for the cat to avoid it.
as everyone files inside, the uncle starts to blare loud music. family members crowd me into a corner and as all of the clashing sounds from the house stack on top of each other i have a sensory meltdown and rush outside of the house, crying.
I sit in the dark on the screened in porch for several minutes before a creaking noise catches my attention. An orange cat stops halfway through the cat-door leading outside to stare at me quizzically. I quickly shift my gaze thinking, "just ignore it and it'll leave you alone."

After some time of the cat walking around the room he approaches me and bumps my leg with his head softly. I'm taken aback by this because I was told that the cat hated people. As I sit in the dark porch illuminated only by the glowing interior of the house through a window, the cat jumps up beside me and curls up into a ball. I stare through the window and wonder why my family would have described their cat like it was some angry beast who would hurt anyone at the slightest motion. I wonder that, "maybe... maybe they just don't understand you at all..."
END

(additional context that i couldn't fit in the comic: my family like *really* emphasized how much they disliked this cat. they spent several minutes of the car ride talking about how grumpy and mean it was)

This is a comic based on an actual event from my childhood that's been seared into my memory ever since.

9 months ago

Yeah..

Handy Chart To Have On Hand When Judging Or Recommending A Thing

handy chart to have on hand when judging or recommending a thing

2 weeks ago

​sorry the doctor pinwheeling between ‘ace -> not ace -> ace again’ between regenerations will never not be funny to me.

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