Shrymf - What The Scallop?

YOU ARE IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE!!!!!! YOU BRING JOY INTO THEIR LIVES!!!!!!!!!! YOU MAKE THEM HAPPY JUST BY EXISTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU POSITIVELY EVEN WHEN YOURE NOT WITH THEM!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A friend of mine has made a proposal.

MASTER WHISKERS

A kitten the Master got from out of a tree and now is teaching it to be evil.

"I EAT PEOPLE"

"darling u are cuddling a kitten"

"😡😤"

"This kitten is also evil!"

The kitten: *claws up 14s shoe string*

Sax: Aha!! Yes my fellow brotheren!! Commit evil crimes! Do evil things and make the world fear you! Together we shall rule!-

The kitten: *scratches saxons shoe strings*

Saxon: GAASSPP NO!!!! No, my brother! You are not supposed to betray me! How could you!?

I had kebabs and now it's can't stop thinking about sax sneaking bits or chicken and meat to his cat brother.

"there u go"

"I LITERALLY SPENT SIXTY QUID ON PREMIUM CAT FOOD"

"master whiskers deserves the best😤✨"

Donna: What the fuck is going on

Sax: This is Master Whiskers. If anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself

14: ... He found a kitten and is convinced its evil because it hates me..

Sax: Hehe yeah watch *puts Master Whiskers up to the doctor*

Master whiskers: Mmmmrroow!

Sax: Yes my dear brother, Tell him how pathetic he is!

Master whiskers: HISSS

14: Ouch :( my feelings

Sax: SUCCESS! *Holds him up like the lion king* All hail my greatest pupil Master Whiskers!! We shall rule this puney planet and rid the seas of all the tuna! Mwahahah!!

Donna:.... Hes off his meds aint he?

14: Yup.

The girls are talking about seeing werewolves and vampires in school and Scrooge tries to tell them that's not really how it is, but when pressed admits that he did fight vampires and werewolves in his own highschool years

How Imagine the kids would look during high school

Well two of these are before they even hit highschool

“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

For all those who choose their own path 🖤

I very much buy into the headcanon that The Doctor's sexual orientation changes with regeneration but at the same time that is such a funny idea. Imagine surviving a near death experience and suddenly you like men now.

Tf2 become creature, methinks..

looking for happiness at the bottom of the ocean