shrymf - what the scallop?
what the scallop?

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1 month ago

hey don't know if you knew this but op of that post you just reblogged is actually a kbity cat :/ yeah with paws. and pointy ears yeah

1 month ago
If Ninetales' And Arcanine's Regional Forms Were Swapped ? Yeagh..

if ninetales' and arcanine's regional forms were swapped ? yeagh..


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1 month ago
If Ninetales' And Arcanine's Regional Forms Were Swapped ? Yeagh..

if ninetales' and arcanine's regional forms were swapped ? yeagh..

1 month ago

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

1 month ago

adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

1 month ago

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species


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2 months ago

I've said that organizational dysfunction should be a villain more often, mostly because of my belief that we need stories that give us information about how to deal with the biggest actual problems we, as a society, face. It's just very hard to write a story about organizational dysfunction that includes actually beating the organizational dysfunction.

But there's one place where organizational dysfunction does have an opportunity to show its villainous nature: videogames. Specifically, management videogames, where making decisions about organizational goals and who to hire is already central to gameplay.

Now, the average "management" game is not really about management per se. Everything is hyper abstract, you have a god's eye view, and you have ultimate authority over everything that you do. You are still looking for weak links and problems to correct, but a lot of that is pathing issues (if the game has that) or restructuring physical space.

So a management game that's about organizational dysfunction would be one where you're the new boss, looking to right the ship, and it would need to be an opaque organization, one where you can't just look inside someone's mind and see the "takes credit for others' work" trait.

I guess when I put it like that, I'm imagining something that's more like a detective game, as you do interviews and comb through piles of documents. And it's not as simple as "fire the bad people", because often those people are pulling a lot of weight, that's one of the reasons they've stuck around for so long, and replacing them is genuinely a hit to the company's ability to do ... whatever it's trying to do.

(Definitely also possible to do this same thing set in a government agency, a non-profit, or any other organization, though the actual problems will look at least somewhere different.)


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2 months ago

sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”

2 months ago
Cocked That Up. They're Way Too Small

cocked that up. they're way too small


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2 months ago

I don't mind if I only get one bookmark

Or a subscription

Or a single comment

I'd be happy with one new kudos

I can already imagine the sun on my face (incoming train)

I thought I had gotten over my phase of thinking all my art was shit until I started writing again... Oh well, if it beats my donaldxgoofy post divorce crack then I will be happy


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2 months ago

I thought I had gotten over my phase of thinking all my art was shit until I started writing again... Oh well, if it beats my donaldxgoofy post divorce crack then I will be happy

2 months ago

Op what do Dewey and Hueys quotes say 🥺

This Was Way Too Fiting Asdasdasd

this was way too fiting asdasdasd

(the inspiration behind it)

This Was Way Too Fiting Asdasdasd
2 months ago
Johto Pokemon Vs Pokemon From New York

johto pokemon vs pokemon from new york

bonus: that phenomenon where japanese tourists visit paris and have a breakdown bc of how shit it is

Johto Pokemon Vs Pokemon From New York
2 months ago
shrymf - what the scallop?
2 months ago
shrymf - what the scallop?
2 months ago

For the ones that need it today

For The Ones That Need It Today
2 months ago

stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

2 months ago
Chesnaught Paid Req For @lil-ms-dipst!

chesnaught paid req for @lil-ms-dipst!

buy stickers, commission a pokemon, or support me on kofi!

2 months ago

please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

2 months ago
Join Me On My Journey To Finally Unbalance My Hormones, Toxify My Body, Boost My Inflammation, Maximize
Join Me On My Journey To Finally Unbalance My Hormones, Toxify My Body, Boost My Inflammation, Maximize

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

2 months ago

A proposal

Sometimes, in fandom, we just want to write id-tastic fic that rolls around in tropes that might be viewed as problematic. But we don’t want to address the problematic side of things in this particular fanwork; we just want to roll around and wallow.

It is considered courteous to give readers a heads-up via use of AO3 tags. I propose a tag that signals that a given fanwork is for rolling around, not giving a measured evaluation of anything. The MCU has carved out a space for this sort of fic with the “HYDRA Trash Party” tag, for which I commend them. Trash Party is a bit too specific to cover all of the ground I’m thinking of here, though; I propose “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.”

For those of you not familiar with Arrested Development, Michael Bluth finds a paper bag in the freezer labeled “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.” He opens the bag, finds a dead dove, and reacts as follows:

A Proposal

[gif of a white man saying “I don’t know what I expected” in a deadpan manner]

The “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag would essentially be a “what it says on the tin” metatag, indicating “you see the tropes and concepts tagged here? they are going to appear in this fic. exactly as said. there will not necessarily be any subversion, authorial commentary condemning problematic aspects, or meditation on potential harm. this fic contains dead dove. if you proceed, you should expect to encounter it.”

(more at KnowYourMeme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-dont-know-what-i-expected)


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2 months ago

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

2 months ago

"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

2 months ago

Ok so, I just remembered how people in the comments of a tiktok video were being assholes, and I want to rant now :3

The video showed two wheelchair users at a train(?), who had just arrived to their stop to find nobody was there with a ramp so they could leave the train. One of them blocked the door so it wouldn't close, and this lasted for 15 minutes. The train was stopped for said 15 minutes. There was a button by the door, that said that it'd contact the driver when pressed. It didn't. People offered to go find the driver, and they came back with the news that there were no people in the platform to put the ramp. In the end, passengers had to go out, and place the ramp themselves, before the train could carry on. The wheelchair users had warned they were coming, and asked to have the ramp put there so they could get down. The platform turned out to have workers, they all just ran away because they'd never encountered the situation in which they needed to do this simple task.

Because of the workers' negligence, the train was forced to stop for 15 minutes.

Everyone's comments?

"Why did they block the doors and stop the train? So selfish" Selfish were workers who refused to do their job.

"What if someone had needed to get to their stop urgently? They shouldn't have stopped the train" It wasn't the disabled people's fault, it was the workers who were negligent.

"Why didn't they just wheel themselves down those steps?" They shouldn't have to risk their (expensive) chairs just because people didn't do what they were paid to do.

"If I had been in that train I would've been pissed, how dare you stop it" And you probably wouldn't have even thought about fixing the problem yourself, would you?

"Entitled assholes" Ok I'll leave you stranded in a train with everyone who could help you get down outright refusing to. Let's see who's an entitled asshole now.

If someone fights for accessibility, as much as it might be a bother for you, you do not have the right to be mad at them. If someone fights for accessibility, it is exclusively the fault of a world catered exclusively for able-bodied people.

So next time you think, "hey the consequences of these disabled people fighting for their rights bother me", instead of blaming them for this, help them solve the issue. This way, next time they will not have to fight at all.

Able bodied people, go out and fight for a fucking accessible world if you're not an asshole.

[ Able-bodied people are encouraged to reblog this post, but try not to derail ]

2 months ago
a photo of a fox. text reads "do you fucking mind, I'm transgender"
2 months ago
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Sam Reich as a chipmunk, Grant O'Brien as a maned wolf, Ally Beardsley as a raccoon, and Lily Du as a kagu.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Brian David Gilbert as an otter, Karen Han as a chinchilla, Brennan Lee Mulligan as an African grey parrot, and Izzy Roland as a hyena.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Lou Wilson as a bear, Siobhan Thompson as an ocelot, Brian Murphy as a dwarf crocodile, and Emily Axford as a panther.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Ify Nwadiwe as a great dane, Mike Trapp as a housecat, Josh Ruben as a magpie, and Zac Oyama as a moose.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Jacob Wysocki as a Saint Bernard, Tao Yang as a highland cow, Alex Song-Xia as a chihuahua, and Vic Michaelis as a flying fox.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Rekha Shankar as a sea lion, Raphael Chestang as a bearded dragon, Oscar Montoya as a wombat, and Ele Woods as an ostrich.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Katie Marovitch as a weasel, Jess Ross as a quokka, Amy Vorphal as a kookaburra, and Erika Ishii as a black fox.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Jess McKenna as a gazelle, Zach Reino as a raccoon dog, Jiavani Linayo as a mouse, and Kimia Behpoornia as a chamois.]
The image contains four Dropout comedians drawn as anthropomorphic animals. Next to each drawing is an image of the comedian and animal that have been combined. This page has [Chris Grace as an eagle owl, Mano Agapion as a giant indian squirrel, Anna Garcia as a lioness, and Ross Bryant as an elk.]

Here we are folks. @bloopdydooooo and I have been working on our very scientific research of assigning fursonas to the dropout cast (+ some extra...) and i have drawn 36 of them. more coming some time in the future, but enjoy this for now!!!! full list of (more specific) animals in the id's for the images!!! ty Cecil for that one!!<333

also not everyone fit in the tags and i cant ramble in there like i usually do with the 30 limit HELP!!! im sorry everyone past image 7....


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2 months ago

Do you know who prevs icon is?


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2 months ago

So do neurotypical people experience forgetting to emote irl ,, or


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2 months ago
House Martin Gathering Mud
House Martin Gathering Mud

house martin gathering mud

(photos by m.geven)


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