Is It Just Me Or Does Eris Have Huge Jinx Vibes

I js want team thanos interacting with the main crew 💔💔 it'd be very funny

happy Thursday the 20th

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

please tell me if I've cooked

what would the name of a rock band with penelope helen and clytemnestra be

epic musical theories!!

so if jorge told us the first 4 chants in no longer you are:

si-ren - song

scy-lla - throat

mu-tin-y

light-ning - bolt

then we can assume the next are also prophetic (which makes sense) and also 3 syllables

my guesses for atleast 1 or 2 of the other ones are

ca-lyp-so and i was gonna say ogygia but that's 4 syllables so idk that's all I got

team thanos + mina as these little aliens

close ups and ref under

I am very into science these days

I really hope this us then case and not that he cheated on her 😭😭

has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...

when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)

(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)

also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question

thunder saga..

save me thunder saga..