So Yk How Chronos Brings Us To Asphodel Is He Gonna Like,, Bring Us Other Places Too Like Elysium

rosie + cursed cat alastor doodles

had a dream where thanos and saebyeok were friends and she lived (i assume) and they got teleported back to season 1 and all I remember is them on the playground set and they found jiyeong and thanos stood in front of one of those toy houses while saebyeok and jiyeong made out and then they ate some toy food

help I just started welcome to nightvale and I'm immediately hit with the banger:

Remember: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

amendment ❗️❗️

hermes= still simon cus of the flying (falling) and it'd be funny

the fates= melanie, basira, daisy

workers= sasha, tim, georgie

the band=

trombone- leitner

cello- smirke

violin- jane prentiss

drums- michael crew

bass- gerard keay

guitar- gertrude

keys- mikaele salesa

idea tma hadestown au

hades= peter

persephone= elias

orpheus= jon

eurydice= martin

(eurydice dying is martin going to the lonely)

the next ones make less sense I just think they'd be funny

hermes= simon

the fates= sasha, tim, georgie(??? idk)

investing more time into this rarepair

I really hope this us then case and not that he cheated on her 😭😭

has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...

when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)

(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)

also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question

your honor, they have matching necklaces

goin for a ride

Holy fuck I'm on mag 147 and why do they keep antagonizing jon bro he literally hasn't done anything worse than anyone else wtf are they on abt