YOU MEAN A CHATTERBOX??????

RAAAAHAHHHDJDBBDKFBDKFBFB GUYS THIS SHIT IS AMAZING OKAY????? LIKE DO YOU UDNERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME???

:cries in gay lovers:

Something about two birds and a wire

does anyone else have moments when your train of thought get really existential really fucking fast and suddenly youre thinking about why we even exist and life and death and existence or a lack thereof beyond that and it lowkey feels like youre drowning and so you just freeze until youre brought back to where you are?

ill also happily inform you my first thought after my recent spiral was "i should post this on tumblr" so i guess the gay post app is just in my brain cells now ;p

im so fucking pissed rn oh my god

at my work we have a little cafe that the staff sit in sometimes and i had a tasty little can of monster in there, near the door, for me to sip at when i had the chance to

then a man walks up

and oh how foolish i was

occasionally old men will come up to the cafe and grab any empty cans and bottles out of the bin outside or the bench near the door

god how stupid of me to leave it in such a vulnerable spot

this stupid man walks up

checks the stupid bins

and his stupid fucking eyes spot my stupid little can of monster

and he takes it

and he crushes it in his pathetic little hands

so i basically go "hey i wasnt done can i please have my last two sips of caffiene :)"

and this fucking fossilized evidence of true cruelty POURS OUT MY DRINK AND TAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING CAN

and he smiles at me like this: 😁😁

oh how i wanted to strangle him

i wanted to take his wretched bag of 10 cents and shove it down his stupid throat

i want to curse him like the internet guy did to the onion chip salsa lady

i will find a book

and i will curse this man with the words of hell

i will find a way to inflict the wrath of the gods upon him, and i will make him regret his actions for the rest of his days

this

this is the start of my motherfucking villain arc

cat appreciation post aka i love my boys

trampoline 🤗🤗🤗

ooooohhh i like this, i like this a lot.

i also love these two so much-

theyre so in love with each other, like maybe dark falls in love with the way chosen exists in this world, the way chosen just shines when he has real freedom.

hes more than his enemy, he is a breath of fresh air, the chill of the wind, the shine of the fake stars in the sky.

he can just be, and watching it is like watching an artist do their work.

(whoops im rambling sorry gang)

stupid loveable stickfigures god damn it

Been thinking about Dark lately. Specifically Dark's perspective of the first day out of the PC.

the fight was a complete whirlwind; he only got to see a bit of the PC, and then they were escaping and into the Outernet.

Everything is different there, beautiful even, but Chosen is experiencing it much differently than Dark.

Dark appreciates it, of course.

But Chosen is overwhelmed with emotion. It's good emotion! He's the happiest he's ever been! There is a light in his eyes where there wasn't before, and Dark is left to wonder what life was like on the PC before he got there.

IT DOESNT MATTER BABE. DAN SAID, “IT DOESNT MATTER BABE” LIVES HAVE BEEN CHANGED

i agree, theyre pretty gay (with hints of 50 yr old trauma)

HE HAS GUN!!!!

Noooo, not the highlights😭😭😭

🎉🎉🎉

Hey guys!!! We now have 48 members in the discord server!! 🥳🥳🥳 Come join in!! Last night we played jackbox and other fun games. It is 18+!! we also have a secret TIT Tour chat so you can come in and share spoilers and only people who wanna be in there will see them!!! You can promote your socials and your art!!! It’s so fun having friends that don’t make fun of you for having Dan and phil as your background on every device and for talking about them 24/7 because that’s all we do!!!

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder