Latest Posts by shylunamoon24 - Page 2

Steve: look how cute these pens are

Bucky: steve thats gay

Steve: bucky we've been dating for...

Bucky: this is so dumb

Sam: the higher i am the better i can see

Bucky: you can- you can fly

Sam: hush now bucky i am searching

Bucky and steve: *in a hot tub*

Perter & Shuri: Two bros chilling in a hot tube five feet apart cuz they're not gay!

Tony & T'achalla:...

Steve: did you have a good day?

Sam: yes

Bucky: no

Sam: shut up

Steve: a good day ?

Sam: yes

Bucky: no

Sam: shut up

Steve: you're supposed to have taken him to the spa

Sam: i took him to the spa

Bucky: he put me in the vegetable steamer

Sam: it's the same thing!

Steve: it's not the same thing!

Sam: it is too, it gets hot, and it gets steamy, and then it goes ding

Bucky: purple bastard

Sam: maxican condiment

Steve: a condiment?

Bucky: i do not use them

Sam: you dont?

Bucky: and niether did your mother

Y/n: so when you finish training in America they give you a trash can lid?

Steve: shut up.

Y/n: are you the only one with a trash can lid?

Hydra: hello mr. Barnes we're going to take your arm off.

Bucky: i think i just need help.

Hydra: give you cool robot arm

Meanwhile in the a parallel universe:

Shield: How did you defeat Captain America?

Hydra: We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot.

Tony: You have both tried your best. And failed miserable. The lesson is never try.

Steve:

Bucky: i didnt fail to kill your parents

Tony:

Tony: SON OF A BITCH

Steve: okay.. *leaves*

Steve: when you joined the avengers did you say youll be an asset or just an ass?

Tony: yes

Steve:...

Wanda: civil war

Steve: what do you want to eat?

WinterSoldier: the souls of the innocent

Bucky: a bagel

WinterSoldier: NO!

Bucky: two bagels