shylunamoon24
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Things Bucky says while he is eating you out (Bucky x female reader)
18+ only, Minors DNI
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“You taste so fucking good baby”
“You are so wet for me honey”
“Gonna eat you till you cry sweetheart”
“Gushing for me baby, gonna make you cum so hard”
“Thats it princess, open that pussy up for me”
“You are the sweetest thing I have tasted all day”
“Wanna suck on your pretty clit baby”
“Eyes on me honey, need to see your eyes while my tongue is inside”
“Wanna hear you sweetheart, need to hear those pretty moans while I’m eating you”
“Fuck yes princess, fuck that pussy into my mouth”
“Please baby, need to taste you again, please let me taste you”
“Ass up sugar, I wanna eat you from behind”
“Not yet baby, need to make you cum on my tongue again”
“Making my beard so wet gorgeous, gonna smell like you all day”
“Fuck baby can’t get enough of this pussy”
“Thats it honey, ride my fucking tongue”
“Nothing tastes as good as you baby”
“Use my mouth honey, my mouth is yours, my tongue is yours”
“Love it when you cum hard on my tongue beautiful”
“Please baby I need it, I need your cum in my mouth”
“One more gorgeous, one more on daddy’s tongue”
“Mmmmmm yes baby, fuck, don’t stop cumming for me, gonna swallow all that cum”
“Fuck yes sweetheart, love seeing those eyes rolling back with my tongue deep inside”
“Feed me my pussy baby, give it to me”
Ok but can we look at how support the mum is and how happy he is to find out he's a dad???
why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.
Sam: bucky and i were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us
Zemo: *sighing* what did he do?
Sam: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into the window and...
Bucky: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?!
Sam: if you had to choose walker or whatever money i have in my pocket what would you choose?
Walker: bucky *smiles*
Bucky: how much do you have?
Sam: one cent
Bucky: i'll take it
Walker: BUCKY!!!
Shu: (freezing) it's kinda cold
Yuma: here take my jacket
Shu: I love you
Yuma: god we are such the... perfect couple (looks at Subaru)
Kou: I'm cold too
Subaru: well damn kou I can't control the weather
Peter: Mr. Pool what sexuality are you?
Deadpool: Sexual.
Peter: what???
Deadpool: Sexual.
So like anyone here like the school for good and evil???
Ok but like how do you say "No" to this.
Roses are red,
What's your biggeat fear,
Bucky's dead,
Happy new year
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Washington: oh yeah ill look it over nice work
Hamlinton: good thanks dad
Everyone: *stares*
Hamlinton: why is everyone starting at me?
Eliza: You just called General Washington dad
Hamilton: what? Nobi didnt i said thanks man
Washington: do you see me as a father figure Alexandre
Hamilton: what?! No! If anything i see him as a bother figure cause youre always bothering me
Madison: hey show your father some respect
Hamilton: i didnt call him dad!
Washington: No no no. Alex i take it as a compliment
Burr: its no big deal i called theodosia mom once and she's my fiance.
Hamiltion: guys jump on that burr has psychosexual issues
Jefferson: old news but you calling the general daddy
Hamilton: hey daddy is not on the table here
Seabury: but you did call call him dad dude
Hamilton: you shut up youve done nothing but lie since you got here
Nat:Y/n, peter. What is the the meaning of this ridiculous high pitch scream? I see no blood.
Karen: your stupid reckless little ones just hit my angel hunter in the face with a snowball
Hunter: *wines*
Nat: and your name is?
Karen: Karen
Nat: ah Y/n peter you have exactly one opportunity to tell me what happened to hunter
Y/n: simple peter and i had constructed bunckers on either side of field
Peter: and we blow air horn as to warn other children this was now hotspot and epic snowbattle was about to commence
Y/n: in heat of snow ball battle with peter and i hunter snuck passed our barriers and simply og hit by crossfire
Nat: simple explanation your child is incompetent
Karen: you little monsters. So your just rising future criminals
Nat: i think only crime here is naming your son hunter. Should be pylon or sitting duck
Karen: you know what
Nat: waht you going to do karen teres no managers out her
Bucky: I have tried to kill you multiple times and every single day i think about killing you. It's the only thing that brings me joy.
Sam: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Game night #3
Nat: pink " send a 'you up' text to the last person you hooked up with"
Wanda: oh this should be good
Nat: alright sent
Y/n: *phone dings* its just fury
Wanda: oh haha for a second I just thought, never mind
Nat: im going to make some drinks
Y/n: make mine a double
Game Night #2
Peter: Green, "give this card to who ever you least want to fight"
Nat: give me card
Peter: ok....
Game night #1
Tony: Orange, "first to mess up loses a card; hangover helpers." uhhh gatorade
Bruce: a nice breakfast
Valkyrie: hangover? What is this?
Tony: you actually need to stop drinking to get a hangover valkyrie.
Valkyrie: that is lose, lose situation
Steve: Y/n what's that on your neck?
Y/n: oh it's uh spider bite...
*Nat: walks in*
Y/n: here's the spider now!
Bucky: sorry im late i was doing things...
Sam: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!
Bucky: push is such a strong word, i prefer to call it "giving you a little nudge"
Sam: oh I'll give you "a little nudge" WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ARSE!
Bucky: HEY! Watch your fucking language infront of the captain
Steve:....
Tony: hey do you want to come over and like vape
Steve: dude im vaping with Bucky today
Tony: we always vape on Tuesdays
Sam: yell the first word that comes to mind
Y/n: DADDY!!
*bucky: looks at Y/n*
Y/n: i meant bucky
Wanda: im so existed for this mission
Sam: yeah lets get this show on the road you coming nataha?
Nat: alright im coming. Alright bye y/n
Y/n: goobye nat
Nat: and steve the only reason i want to hear from you is if somene is dying or dead
Steve: ok
Nat: alrigh have fun guys
Steve: alright want do you want to do first
Bucky: can we practise our self defence
Y/n: yes i think it would be very educational
Steve: for sure i could show you some moves. You guys wanna do that too?
Peter: okay
Clint: we always like a good fight
Tony: im putting five bucks on the Russians
Steve: ok you and me y/n im going to put my arm aroumd you like this ok?
Y/n: bucky now!
Steve: wait what?!
Bucky: peter get his feet!
Peter: ok!
*steve: passed out*
Y/n: whoops
Peter: is he breathing
Bucky: yes he's breathing
Y/n: i got his phone
Nat: *phone rings* steve someone better be or-
Y/n: steve is unconscious
Nat: wait what??
Y/n: so if you were in this age group you are most likely to experience a serious violent crime: 10-12, 13-16, 18-21, 15-18
Loki: 10-12
Y/n: no its 18-21
Loki: clearly this is not based off my life
Y/n: yeah im not going to open that can of worms
Bonus :
Y/n: you next.
Nat: alright shoot
Y/n: men in this state statistically buy small sized protection: Pennsylvania, Kentucky,
Nat: Missisipi
Y/n: i didnt even-
Y/n: thats right
Nat: i knew it
Loki: now that is a can of worms i would like to open
Yoga instructeur: release on the sounds trapped in your mind
Bucky, wanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Peter: Tony
Tony: Yes Spidy
Peter: What's an alcoholic
Tony: Well you see those two birds up there, an alcholic would see four.
Peter: Tony there's only one bird up there.
Tony: Fuck!
Y/N: natty can i jump off the roof into the pool
Natasha: Y/N no
Y/N: why?
Nataha: because it's very dangerous
Y/N: BUT I WANNA
Natasha: ok brake your neck and drown i dont giva shit..
Vision: Hello
Darcy: You're okay! How are you even here?!
Vision: What do you mean?
Darcy: I mean you die-
Wanda: - NOPE!
Wanda: Never happened!
Darcy: But...-
Wanda: NOPE!
Wanda: Eventhing is fine. Vision is fine! Nothing bad ever happened! EVER!