Nat:Y/n, Peter. What Is The The Meaning Of This Ridiculous High Pitch Scream? I See No Blood.
Nat:Y/n, peter. What is the the meaning of this ridiculous high pitch scream? I see no blood.
Karen: your stupid reckless little ones just hit my angel hunter in the face with a snowball
Hunter: *wines*
Nat: and your name is?
Karen: Karen
Nat: ah Y/n peter you have exactly one opportunity to tell me what happened to hunter
Y/n: simple peter and i had constructed bunckers on either side of field
Peter: and we blow air horn as to warn other children this was now hotspot and epic snowbattle was about to commence
Y/n: in heat of snow ball battle with peter and i hunter snuck passed our barriers and simply og hit by crossfire
Nat: simple explanation your child is incompetent
Karen: you little monsters. So your just rising future criminals
Nat: i think only crime here is naming your son hunter. Should be pylon or sitting duck
Karen: you know what
Nat: waht you going to do karen teres no managers out her
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So like anyone here like the school for good and evil???
Washington: oh yeah ill look it over nice work
Hamlinton: good thanks dad
Everyone: *stares*
Hamlinton: why is everyone starting at me?
Eliza: You just called General Washington dad
Hamilton: what? Nobi didnt i said thanks man
Washington: do you see me as a father figure Alexandre
Hamilton: what?! No! If anything i see him as a bother figure cause youre always bothering me
Madison: hey show your father some respect
Hamilton: i didnt call him dad!
Washington: No no no. Alex i take it as a compliment
Burr: its no big deal i called theodosia mom once and she's my fiance.
Hamiltion: guys jump on that burr has psychosexual issues
Jefferson: old news but you calling the general daddy
Hamilton: hey daddy is not on the table here
Seabury: but you did call call him dad dude
Hamilton: you shut up youve done nothing but lie since you got here
Peter: Mr. Pool what sexuality are you?
Deadpool: Sexual.
Peter: what???
Deadpool: Sexual.
Bucky: sorry im late i was doing things...
Sam: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!
Bucky: push is such a strong word, i prefer to call it "giving you a little nudge"
Sam: oh I'll give you "a little nudge" WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ARSE!
Bucky: HEY! Watch your fucking language infront of the captain
Steve:....
Sam: bucky and i were crossing the street and this dude drove by and honked at us
Zemo: *sighing* what did he do?
Sam: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into the window and...
Bucky: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL?!
Bucky and steve: *in a hot tub*
Perter & Shuri: Two bros chilling in a hot tube five feet apart cuz they're not gay!
Tony & T'achalla:...
Game Night #2
Peter: Green, "give this card to who ever you least want to fight"
Nat: give me card
Peter: ok....
Steve: did you have a good day?
Sam: yes
Bucky: no
Sam: shut up
Steve: a good day ?
Sam: yes
Bucky: no
Sam: shut up
Steve: you're supposed to have taken him to the spa
Sam: i took him to the spa
Bucky: he put me in the vegetable steamer
Sam: it's the same thing!
Steve: it's not the same thing!
Sam: it is too, it gets hot, and it gets steamy, and then it goes ding
Bucky: purple bastard
Sam: maxican condiment
Steve: a condiment?
Bucky: i do not use them
Sam: you dont?
Bucky: and niether did your mother
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