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din: grogu, when i tell you to stop eating frog eggs you gotta stop, okay?
grogu: i just a baby
din: *dying inside* but you still gotta stop okay?
grogu: I JUST A BABY!!!
Tim: *walks in on Bruce eating all the cookies*
Tim: What's going on here?
Bruce: *hands him $20*
Bruce: What did you see?
Tim: I saw you downstairs eating an apple.
Bruce: Good boy.
Roses are red,
What's your biggeat fear,
Bucky's dead,
Happy new year
Nat:Y/n, peter. What is the the meaning of this ridiculous high pitch scream? I see no blood.
Karen: your stupid reckless little ones just hit my angel hunter in the face with a snowball
Hunter: *wines*
Nat: and your name is?
Karen: Karen
Nat: ah Y/n peter you have exactly one opportunity to tell me what happened to hunter
Y/n: simple peter and i had constructed bunckers on either side of field
Peter: and we blow air horn as to warn other children this was now hotspot and epic snowbattle was about to commence
Y/n: in heat of snow ball battle with peter and i hunter snuck passed our barriers and simply og hit by crossfire
Nat: simple explanation your child is incompetent
Karen: you little monsters. So your just rising future criminals
Nat: i think only crime here is naming your son hunter. Should be pylon or sitting duck
Karen: you know what
Nat: waht you going to do karen teres no managers out her
Bucky: I have tried to kill you multiple times and every single day i think about killing you. It's the only thing that brings me joy.
Sam: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.
Peter: Green, "give this card to who ever you least want to fight"
Nat: give me card
Peter: ok....
Tony: Orange, "first to mess up loses a card; hangover helpers." uhhh gatorade
Bruce: a nice breakfast
Valkyrie: hangover? What is this?
Tony: you actually need to stop drinking to get a hangover valkyrie.
Valkyrie: that is lose, lose situation
Steve: Y/n what's that on your neck?
Y/n: oh it's uh spider bite...
*Nat: walks in*
Y/n: here's the spider now!
Y/n: so if you were in this age group you are most likely to experience a serious violent crime: 10-12, 13-16, 18-21, 15-18
Loki: 10-12
Y/n: no its 18-21
Loki: clearly this is not based off my life
Y/n: yeah im not going to open that can of worms
Bonus :
Y/n: you next.
Nat: alright shoot
Y/n: men in this state statistically buy small sized protection: Pennsylvania, Kentucky,
Nat: Missisipi
Y/n: i didnt even-
Y/n: thats right
Nat: i knew it
Loki: now that is a can of worms i would like to open
Peter: Tony
Tony: Yes Spidy
Peter: What's an alcoholic
Tony: Well you see those two birds up there, an alcholic would see four.
Peter: Tony there's only one bird up there.
Tony: Fuck!
Johnny on Instagram Live two days after Miguel taught him how to do it: Y'all ever heard of bussies? Carmen in the next room: huh? Johnny: I'll tell you what, I tried it for the first time the other day. LOVED it. Miguel, watching in school: Oh my god, we need to tell him. Robby, laughing so hard he's suffocating: Don't you DARE. Johnny: Didn't think I would, but I love bussies. Amanda: Oh dear. Daniel: What's wrong, it's a decent place. Amanda: *whispers in Daniel's ear* Daniel: OH- Johnny: Big fan of bussies now. Silver: At least the blonde has good taste. Kreese: Maybe if he wasn't mispronouncing the name of the gas station. Silver:...gas station? Johnny: Real friendly place, they told to come inside, I did. Tory: Okay, why's my boyfriend suffocating himself? Miguel: *shows Tory the live* Tory:....HA- Johnny: Had the time of my life, I actually left for a minute, came inside again, just as much fun the second time around. I'll be honest, I'll probably stop for a bussies every time I see one from now o- Devon, crashing through the window: STOP-
Robby: Just let me take care of Kenny's training, Sensei Kreese, he'll be my responsibility.
Kreese: ...alright, but no monkey business.
Five Days Later
Robby: And then swing, yuh- Kenny: And then swing, yuh- Robby and Kenny: And then swing, yuh, AND THEN SWING YUUUUUUU-