Peter: Tony
Tony: Yes Spidy
Peter: What's an alcoholic
Tony: Well you see those two birds up there, an alcholic would see four.
Peter: Tony there's only one bird up there.
Tony: Fuck!
Roses are red,
What's your biggeat fear,
Bucky's dead,
Happy new year
Bucky: this is so dumb
Sam: the higher i am the better i can see
Bucky: you can- you can fly
Sam: hush now bucky i am searching
18+ only, Minors DNI
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“You taste so fucking good baby”
“You are so wet for me honey”
“Gonna eat you till you cry sweetheart”
“Gushing for me baby, gonna make you cum so hard”
“Thats it princess, open that pussy up for me”
“You are the sweetest thing I have tasted all day”
“Wanna suck on your pretty clit baby”
“Eyes on me honey, need to see your eyes while my tongue is inside”
“Wanna hear you sweetheart, need to hear those pretty moans while I’m eating you”
“Fuck yes princess, fuck that pussy into my mouth”
“Please baby, need to taste you again, please let me taste you”
“Ass up sugar, I wanna eat you from behind”
“Not yet baby, need to make you cum on my tongue again”
“Making my beard so wet gorgeous, gonna smell like you all day”
“Fuck baby can’t get enough of this pussy”
“Thats it honey, ride my fucking tongue”
“Nothing tastes as good as you baby”
“Use my mouth honey, my mouth is yours, my tongue is yours”
“Love it when you cum hard on my tongue beautiful”
“Please baby I need it, I need your cum in my mouth”
“One more gorgeous, one more on daddy’s tongue”
“Mmmmmm yes baby, fuck, don’t stop cumming for me, gonna swallow all that cum”
“Fuck yes sweetheart, love seeing those eyes rolling back with my tongue deep inside”
“Feed me my pussy baby, give it to me”
Y/N: natty can i jump off the roof into the pool
Natasha: Y/N no
Y/N: why?
Nataha: because it's very dangerous
Y/N: BUT I WANNA
Natasha: ok brake your neck and drown i dont giva shit..
Y/n: so when you finish training in America they give you a trash can lid?
Steve: shut up.
Y/n: are you the only one with a trash can lid?
Washington: oh yeah ill look it over nice work
Hamlinton: good thanks dad
Everyone: *stares*
Hamlinton: why is everyone starting at me?
Eliza: You just called General Washington dad
Hamilton: what? Nobi didnt i said thanks man
Washington: do you see me as a father figure Alexandre
Hamilton: what?! No! If anything i see him as a bother figure cause youre always bothering me
Madison: hey show your father some respect
Hamilton: i didnt call him dad!
Washington: No no no. Alex i take it as a compliment
Burr: its no big deal i called theodosia mom once and she's my fiance.
Hamiltion: guys jump on that burr has psychosexual issues
Jefferson: old news but you calling the general daddy
Hamilton: hey daddy is not on the table here
Seabury: but you did call call him dad dude
Hamilton: you shut up youve done nothing but lie since you got here
Peter: Green, "give this card to who ever you least want to fight"
Nat: give me card
Peter: ok....
Bucky and steve: *in a hot tub*
Perter & Shuri: Two bros chilling in a hot tube five feet apart cuz they're not gay!
Tony & T'achalla:...
Hydra: hello mr. Barnes we're going to take your arm off.
Bucky: i think i just need help.
Hydra: give you cool robot arm