An Assistant (trust Me, This's What Actually Happened In Ep.4)

this is part 2 [part 1]

This is exactly what happened u can’t say otherwise it’s canon

dyed hair teen stan realness

straight friend groups be like: [blonde girl] [brunette girl] [kyle] [brad]

gay friend groups be like: [a polyamorous artist with a wooden finger] [a nonbinary mercenary raised by nuns to avenge their family] [the mercenary's best friend whos also in love with them] [a musician who cant read and invented the worlds first pyramid scheme] [a guy who used to sew dresses with his mom and now hes a pirate] [a guy who gets sucked silly in the rations closet] [a swedish guy who sleeps in a barrel] [a cook whos also a doctor] [nathaniel buttons]

I screamed when I saw this omg it’s so wholesome imma cry

[Maintenance note acquired!}

Rockstar Foxy is the drummer who is programmed to help children who are handicapped and with disabilities, wherein he instills confidence in them through telling stories, acting, and singing shanties. He is meant to give confidence to children, by helping them with whatever they're struggling with and telling them they're doing a great job. He is also programmed to help children with prosthetics to get used to them. He is also inspired by David Bowie, hope we dont get sued.

Ok so I was looking on Hulu to see if it had the most recent wwdits ep (08x04) and OMG GUYS Y IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

Wwdits 09x04

WE R FINALLY GOING TO MEET FREDDIE!!! I AM GOING TO LOSE IT GUYS OMG Y IS NO ONE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS LIKE HELLO???

we all know a guy who got cursed forever to sleep on a twin sized mattress in somebody’s attic or basement their whole life

Dreamling/Ineffable Husbands Parallels:

"We're not friends"

"Dating through the ages" montage episode

*Need to make Shakespeare famous*

One of them never eats

Hob/Aziraphale: looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you

Dream/Crowley: looks like they could kill you, actually a cinnamon roll. That could actually kill you.

Their arc ends with them sitting together at a food establishment

50% of the couple must be goth

The other 50% has a thing for tweed elbow patches

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

No

What if we just... didn't like 'em like that?

Same thing different font