If Your Selfships Have 100 Fans I Am One Of Them, If Your Selfships Have 10 Fans I Am One Of Them, If

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

pony boy

5th dimensional superbeings doin this shit to me

(forgot the word cunty) girl you look vaginal

OK OK OK I know I just sent u a req buuuutttttt I saw the emoji thing and I can’t resist 🛁 with any assortment of riddlers you choose 🫣🤭 thank youuuu

🛁 shower/bath sex headcanon

ooooooooh ok i'm picking gotham eddie, dano eddie and a little zero year eddie

gotham eddie takes it SO seriously!! there's candles, rose petals in the bath, your favourite scents used as bath oils and bubbles that are so soft to the touch, and he'll make sure to lather up every bit of you and touch each part of your body just right

dano eddie's apartment doesn't even have a bath, so he's settling for shower sex, especially after he's been out dealing with one of gotham's corrupt evils. there's something about the scent of his sweat and the blood of his victims, your hands rubbing it off of him with care, that makes him a little bit feral

zy eddie has a jacuzzi tub, and he's got it lit like the set of a 70s porno. he arrives in a tiny silk robe and drops it immediately, expecting you to kneel in the warm water, jets at your back, while he stands up and lets you appreciate him

send me a nsfw headcanon prompt

Dream of me. Only me.