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Look. I know verbalizing is important but Riz is literally canonically asexual and aromantic and he was even before Brennan said it on adventuring party. Like he repeats over and over that he isn't interested in having sex or kissing and that he wants to hang out with his friends and go on adventures instead. That's asexuality! Even if he doesn't say the words "asexual", because he's 16 and allergic to introspection! Like, we knew Kristen was lesbian even before she said it because she was interested in relationships and kissing and sex with women. It's the same with Riz. He very clearly does not experience sexual attraction or desire even before it was said explicitly. And his scene with Baron in the Nightmare Forest suggests that he doesn't feel romantic attraction or desire either because they're saying he's not like his parents who had a romantic relationship as well as sexual. So he's aroace, it's canon. And that's rad as fuck and if you portray Riz as anything other than asexual/aromantic u suck sorry not sorry

has this been done yet

Cut to:

Gorgug: would you love me if I was a worm?

Mary Anne: no

Gorgug: T_T

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sketch that I don't want to colour so here are Julie and the himbos!!!! tell ur friends!!!!

me every time there’s a new photo/video of elliot page being happy and living his best life

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this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

i got tumblr just to follow them

let's get a new family portrait done

Five: *says anything* the universe, coming after him with the baseball bat of dramatic irony:

[ID: A twelve-piece gifset, six rows of two, of Number Five from the Umbrella Academy, showcasing times his words came back to bite him in a dramatically ironic way. Row 1: 13-year-old Five insists he is ready to time-travel. He then immediately strands himself in an apocalyptic wasteland for 45 years. Row 2: Five, back with his family, bluntly tells Vanya that she’s ordinary. Later he is almost killed by Vanya’s powers, powerless to oppose her. Row 3: Five says that Hazel’s presence proves that the apocalypse is off. Not even 24 hours on, Five has to watch the world end twice in the span of ten minutes, in 2019 and in 1963. Row 4: Five bests Lila in a fight, calling her “entirely average”. It turns out that Lila is anything but average, and she gets the upper hand against him in the finale fight. Row 5: Five explodes at Diego for trusting Lila, saying that he’s “the Oswald of this story, the goddamned patsy” in her scheme. Of course, Five was the patsy in the Handler’s plan all along, the fall guy for a high-profile assassination, similar to Lee Harvey Oswald. Row 6: Five sarcastically asks whether it’s too late to be unadopted. The finale twist is that Reginald unadopts the Umbrella Academy. End ID.]