“girlcock” This, “girlcock” That. What If I Want To Watch The Corner Of Her Eyes Crinkle When

why do things aimed at “gamers” look like that

last supper

jesus *holding up loaf of bread*: This is my body. judas, who was secretly 27 ducks in a trench coat: *shuffles excitedly*

Zionists, as per usual, collaborating with violent antisemitic fascists to bully, intimidate and assault Palestinians including their Jewish supporters. Another Saturday in America.

@DavidProduction 

Me as a parent

i’m so pissed that civilization VI looks like it’s going to be a really good and vastly improved game because now i don’t have a reason to just keep playing V :(

Reminder that the All Star Battle localization team did this.

babe wake up! new booktok nsfw censorship term just dropped

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