Anyways

one thing I love about zetian from iron widow is that when xiuying offers her coverup powder "in case shimin is abusing her" she says no because if he did I'd Fucking Kill Him.

and then when xiuying says she keeps it for girls who need it zetian just looks at her and basically goes "why don't we just Fucking Kill The Guys if they suck shit that bad"

mecha combat

Tony Dog

SICK!

ok i’ve got a hypothetical for tumblr. my girlfriend thinks they would only need two nails to crucifiy an among us, a la jesus style, because one nail could go through the head and one nail could go through both the legs. but i think you would need three nails, because i think among us’s legs are too stubby to cross, and use one nail for the both of them. so youd have to use three nails in total, one for each of the legs and one for the head.

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.

If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.

If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.

If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.

We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.

My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.

It should be illegal or something to sing “This Land Is Your Land” without the secret verses

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause