Pirate Cadenza Au

Constantine Adopts Danny AU

I've seen a bunch of Batfam adopting Danny (and I love every one!), but it's stated that Jack comes from a long line of ghost hunters. So, what if his cousin John visits, and:

His nephew is dead and living with ghost hunters

The lab and house in general is so dangerous, he's understandably worried about Jazmine

Outing Danny as dead would likely have terrible consequences, so he offers some internships. Come on Jack, it's a few months and Jazz can learn from the Black Canary! And Danny can learn from me for a while!

He gets summer break permission, starts working on adoption plans, and starts crying when he realizes he's pulling a Batman

Jazz graduates, stays with Constantine.

Constantine realizes Danny is HALF alive and talks to ghosts, cue 1980's bonding montage

Vlad shows up, runs tf away after Constantine is halfway through an exorcism

Constant custody arguments with Batman "you have like 500 kids! Leave mine alone!"

ADHD uncle & ADHD nephew solidarity!

"Constantine is right, Batman. Besides, he's got superpowers on the level of mine, so-" "CAN IT, CLARK!"

Danny has an unfairly large crush on Supes (space!), until he finds out Kon is his clone and how he treated him. After that? "Nah, you're MY clone now."

"But I'm a clone of-", " No, as the 1 person here with a good relationship with their clone, I'm taking clone rights. C'mon I'll teach you how to be ghosty."

YOU HAVE A CLONE?!

Dani shows up, Constantine is ready to throw hands at Batman AND Superman because that is HIS niece, Dani thinks of it as adopting Constantine.

There's some massive JL problem, Danny shows up to ask his uncle something. "Not now, Danny. I'm sorry, I'm working on summoning the Ghost King."

"I've got a quick way to talk to him!"

"You know the Ghost King?" "I AM the Ghost King!"

Something something spn tumblr is having a field day again

Portraits of the polycule + graphing out the relationship dynamics for the rewrite

I’m 💀

since people are starting to see my mcd posts, i want y’all to know that i’m madly in love with vylad ro’meave and that i also think he’s criminally underrated. i’m surviving on mere SCRAPS of content here.

i love him so much. like genuinely. his character potential was fumbled horrifically and i stand by that

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

I would absolutely be willing to help

LOOKING FOR BETA READERS!!!!!

I’m finally starting my phd/mystreet rewrite and I need beta readers

Requirements:

•in the aphblur community

•willing to give constructive criticism and not just praise it

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU