Someone: Damn Bich Can U Hold A Grudge

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caprisunsport:

your life is predetermined by the garfield strip that came out the day you were born

reblog and put yours

Here’s the comic archive for anyone who wants to try this :)

https://garfield.com/comic

You have no idea how close this is to my true esthetic! 

I need an adventure with my dog right now! 😍

This is actually the most obscure joke ever but just hear me out for a second

On this day 33 years ago Will Byers disappeared.

the thing about writing fantasy stories is that language is so based on history that it can be hard to decide how far suspension of disbelief can carry you word-choice wise - what do you call a french braid in a world with no france? can a queen ann neckline be described if there was no queen ann? where do you draw the line? can you use the word platonic if plato never existed? can you name a character chris in a land without christianity? can you even say ‘bungalow’ in a world where there was no indian language for the word to originate from? is there a single word in any language that doesn’t have a story behind it? to be accurate a fantasy story would be written in a fantasy language but who has the time for that

me: im not gonna even watch the election results im just gonna relax and play some video games and check in after midnight to see what it looks like

me: *opens 5 animated real-time maps, 3 liveblogs, 8 political analysts twitter feeds, stares into the abyss*

Aesthetic: The way Daveed Diggs is kind of always hopping in Hamilton

You wanted a meal fit for a king I offered one fit for nobility, boasted About offering French service.

You googled, pontificating on A preference for the Russian Not seeing the guillotine  I wheeled out from the dark