This Is Actually The Most Obscure Joke Ever But Just Hear Me Out For A Second

A lesson from infidelity

I finally understand the gamblers burrowed in some dark room, livelihood splayed across the table;

no one is there to win.

- Laurent H

someone: damn bich can u hold a grudge

me, an intellectual: "i don't hold a grudge. i cradle it. i coddle it. i feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools. i nurture my grudges."

But honestly the relationship between Kaz and Wylan is so pure? Like, ·Kaz Brekker, actually complimenting someone? ‘You think like a lockpick’ ?? I bet he never compared not even Inej to a lockpick. The honour. ·Kaz making sure Wylan is costantly watched by the dregs, or Jesper, because that merchling wouldn’t last two days in the slums. ·And when this kid comes to him confessing his disability -the reason why his father hates him- this dangerous criminal goes like ‘it’s no big deal?? ? Look Wylan you are so smart, and brave, and great at least at 654 things why would anybody care about that?’. ·Kaz betting that Asshole Van Eck won’t put his son’s life in danger because?? Look at this blond little duckling how could anyone harm him? And said little fierce duckling winning the bet, just looking at Kaz Brekker- Dirtyhands, second most dangerous criminal in Ketterdam- in the eyes and going ‘pay up, Kaz’. And you can bet in that moment Kaz had just appointed himself as honorary father of this baby crow.

Credit: Zappa The Cat

Arya Stark in The Final Season of Game of Thrones

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your life is predetermined by the garfield strip that came out the day you were born

reblog and put yours

Here’s the comic archive for anyone who wants to try this :)

https://garfield.com/comic

You have no idea how close this is to my true esthetic! 

Aesthetic: The way Daveed Diggs is kind of always hopping in Hamilton

Nimitz and I went for a lovely walk this afternoon.