Athena: You Stabbed Poseidon?!

Lamb

lamb

i'm setting out a box trap to capture him

wanderer fans:

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

i have a dastardly amount of tabs open at any given time

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!

Ares after witnessing what happened in "Odysseus" (Athena was right was right about making people bleed):

(The Ares's design i used was made by @anniflamma !!!)

partners

All the reactors saying Calypso "Apologizes". She doesn't though. The whole song is literally a non-apology.

"I'm sorry my love's too much for you" translating to basically, "Sorry you just can't HANDLE my love".

When it's not that he can't handle it. She literally forced him into it.

He forcefully fell into a trauma bond love with her, sure, but nothing else. Nothing genuine.

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game