This NEEDS To Become Real

Jesus Christ from the Bible. I'm feeling sacrilegious today

Jesus Christ from The Bible is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

Magic bullet, the coat looks nice

fuck ur astrology sign what ego suit would you wear in lobotomy corporation

trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 1)

A random seahorse could Kill Macbeth

Yes, Any Seahorse from Real Life could kill Macbeth!

The way seahorse childbirth works is that the female produces eggs (not "eggs" like chicken eggs, "eggs" like human eggs) which she then deposits into the pouch of the male, in which the eggs will grow into very small yet fully formed seahorses and emerge from the male's pouch as a live birth. This means that all seahorses apply for the Birth Parent Clause, with their birthing parent being the male instead of the female. Thank you for your submission!

Original comic by Rasenth

more gijinka doodles. im obsessed with them

[id: 3 drawings of hollow knight characters as humans. the first is a drawing of hornet shaking hands with adora from she ra. they are both thinking about catra and lace, who have the same smug expression. hornet has dark skin and short white hair, and is wearing a red cloak over a dark red tunic. the second drawing is of lurien saying “for king beloved…” with his hands clasped. he has medium skin and long brown hair, and is wearing a blue vest over a lighter blue shirt. behind him are monomon and herrah. monomon says “’beloved?’ gayass” and herrah says “gayass”. monomon has dark skin and hair, and is wearing a green cloak over a light green dress. herrah has slightly lighter dark skin and hair, and is wearing a grey sleeveless shirt. the final drawing is a sketch of the pale king and lurien. the pale king says “i just threw a bunch of babies in a pit” and lurien replies “i want you so bad”. end id]