Okay This Is Kinda A Stupid Thought I Had Once I Got Over The Craziness Of Odysseus.

Reblog If you're part of the Monsters University Fandom

((OOC: Gotta say it as a pretty good movie :D ))

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

can u make her internet famous

Poseidon in epic the musical is really like "how dare you blind my son I wish you'd murdered him instead"

reading moby dick:

A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"

I’ve only ever seen half a season of House and YouTube clips of The Good Doctor but this is how I imagine them meeting would go

House: who is this idiot and why is he in my office

Shawn: *says something extremely right about a patient and nobody seems to believe him*

House: I will only be working shifts with this man and this man only everybody else get out

Ben 10 is a magical girl

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