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UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 1)

The true OTP of Wonderlab is Titania and Oberon/Nobody Is and you cannot change my mind on that.

Imagine if all the women poseidon and Zeus banged somehow managed to transfer their period pains to them 😭 poseidon would get the worst of it since his body count is higher 🤣

Oh he would NOT survive that...

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Every squad got the:

Needs to be screened for depression.

Why does bro know that?

Must adhere to the knight's code.

Probably a serial killer.

Low-empathy autism swag.

We have GOT to talk about your family.

Kind of a shitbag but understandable given the circumstances.

Spent half their life on a marine vessel. Not straight.

Advocate for workers rights.

Only thing keeping things together.

Plagued by guilt. Not straight.

Is going to fuck everyone over at the first given opportunity.

Burnt out to hell and back.

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

Jesus Christ from the Bible. I'm feeling sacrilegious today

Jesus Christ from The Bible is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

Olivia and Olly from Paper Mario: The Origami King

Olivia counts for Gender Clause, and both of them were not born, but created: Olly by a male craftsman, and Olivia by Olly himself (so they both count for Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause)

Yes, Olly and Olivia from Paper Mario: The Origami King could both kill Macbeth!

They were both designed by the Origami Craftsman (a male Toad), and Olly (left) was folded by him as well, whereupon he came to life and trapped the Craftsman, folding his sister Olivia (right) himself. Olivia applies for all three Clauses, and Olly applies for the Unconventional Birth Clause and Birth Parent Clause!

Thank you for your submission!

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

i often see people (specifically in the epic fandom) wanting to butchify odysseus or make odypen butchfemme, and squealing over sapphic covers from epic. let me present to you outis from limbus company, who is literally odysseus but a woman. limbus company's characters are based on classic lit, and outis is odysseus!

we don't know her full backstory yet but she IS a masculine woman and could very well be a butch lesbian? her penelope's gender is up in the air as of rn but it's heavily anticipated that her penelope is a woman. thus, butchfemme odypen COULD be a reality in like a year

play limbus company for all your butch odysseus needs...