I Was Being Cancelled Because Apparently It Was Classist To Put Feathers On Dinosaurs.

Am I funny yet Tumblr

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

I will not elaborate

(BTW: this was made MEBI's reblogs 👍)

reblog if ur gay and u don't go to bed on time

Lobcorp AU idea: AU where the cognito filter makes everyone look like a child, yes, even the abnormalities

Argalia, Did you ever get your pen back from Full Stop Office?

I assume they dropped it in the Library! Personally I didn't have the time to look for it myself when I was there.. 🎼

UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 6)

Twitter post

Okay I drew this thing a long time ago for fun and never posted it until now... and I didn't expect it to blow up in the way it did. Now I'm asking myself what have I done.

did you know that moby dick is gay

the book

the book is gay

i haven't still read far enough to know about the whale's sexual orientation

but the narrator ishmael is very gay

for this man queequeg

queequeg literally brought their foreheads together and said "we're married"