Twitter Post

"So like, the Lotus Eaters were just hypnotized dudes, but the fandom turned them into cute little creatures. And Jorge made that canon. Then people got confused and assumed the Winions were the same creature as the Lotus Eaters, and eventually, it became canon that the WERE the same creature. So now, the Lotus Eaters and the Winions are actually the same species. Also the Winions is the company the Jorge now owns. Also the winions are us"

Every squad got the:

Needs to be screened for depression.

Why does bro know that?

Must adhere to the knight's code.

Probably a serial killer.

Low-empathy autism swag.

We have GOT to talk about your family.

Kind of a shitbag but understandable given the circumstances.

Spent half their life on a marine vessel. Not straight.

Advocate for workers rights.

Only thing keeping things together.

Plagued by guilt. Not straight.

Is going to fuck everyone over at the first given opportunity.

Burnt out to hell and back.

Ever think about how Zeus is a jock and Odin is a giga nerd?

If that's the case then Ra is weird rich kid.

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

Y’all liked the other stuff I did and I found this messy and silly thing for y’all too

I did not expect the other lobcorp stuff to get as many notes as it did but thank you all who enjoyed it!

Giving judgement bird their eyes back, but it’s just googly eyes…

You think the reason everyone in Lobotomy Corp uses they/them pronouns is because all the employees are expendable and personal pronouns are meaningless and they're all likely to die anyway

ur telling me the two twinks were the weakest... say it ain't so......

Why did nobody ever tell me Hunter was so much fun to draw

Asiyah: college students sharing an apartment with all the good and the bad that comes with it

Briah: fandom discord server with a very angry minor and two adults she sometimes has to talk out of committing suicide

Atziluth: philosophy authors having beef between them that requires APA to be properly understood

Wall-E ends up in Lobotomy Corp