You Think The Reason Everyone In Lobotomy Corp Uses They/them Pronouns Is Because All The Employees Are

I love this game

limbus company is a wild game. you play as a nonbinary amnesiac who got their head cut off and responded by replacing it with a flaming wall clock, whose second job is to (ineffectually, at first) be the manager of a group of people on a bus and whose first job is to revive and heal them anytime anything happens, which is all the time. your party is comprised of a dour scientist who has a habit of speaking in poetry, a mysterious white haired genius implied to be in a constant mental discord call with different versions of herself across multiple universes, an autistic woman who named her shoes after a fictional horse and turns into an ancient and powerful vampire if they're ever taken off, a swordswoman who speaks a third of her mind in acronyms and loves to murder people "artistically", an autistic frenchman built like a fridge who refuses to be a person unless ordered to, a long haired rich pretty boy who accidentally pisses people off with his sheltered behavior half the time and pretends to be dumber than he is to purposefully annoy people the other half, a british thug whose entire plot could have been solved by just spitting it out and also turned into a wolf monster for a bit, a ginger who got bored of her office job and decided to get on a boat and hunt whales about it, a russian gambler whose mental health and self image are rapidly deteriorating while she is also getting progressively worse at hiding it, a young man who is really in over his head while also being very good at killing people who also is weirdly good at translating the earlier mentioned swordswoman's acronyms, a kiss-ass former military woman who would probably kill everyone else in the party if she thought she could get away with it, and a german former-soldier who got a mutant bug arm and intense ptsd and depression. there's also the all powerful guide who tells you where to go who is legally not allowed to be too helpful and is also perpetually sick of your shit, and the strange girl who drives the bus you all ride in without a license or a lick of training. also the bus looks like a train. add onto the fact that most of the characters and their backstories are references to classic literature, and you have what is possibly the world's MOST dysfunctional dnd party.

we love this fucking game.

Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right

Ah yes, the three genders, man, mythical, Oddyseus

Currently, I have only two gods: Spleens the cat and Cinnamoroll

Ben loves going West Virginia, turn into Big Chill, and pretend to be the Mothman. Makes him chuckle every time someone mistakes him for the Mothman.

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it looks like

"Innocent Hat Client"

Meme reference below

Every squad got the:

Needs to be screened for depression.

Why does bro know that?

Must adhere to the knight's code.

Probably a serial killer.

Low-empathy autism swag.

We have GOT to talk about your family.

Kind of a shitbag but understandable given the circumstances.

Spent half their life on a marine vessel. Not straight.

Advocate for workers rights.

Only thing keeping things together.

Plagued by guilt. Not straight.

Is going to fuck everyone over at the first given opportunity.

Burnt out to hell and back.

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office