Currently, I Have Only Two Gods: Spleens The Cat And Cinnamoroll

Listened to EPIC on shuffle today and got:

"ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Do you know who I am?"

*Wouldn't you like starts playing*

Along with Open arms between Monster and Just a man

Hello my friends! Today is my birthday!

That is it

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

"It's Valentine's day, who are you gonna-"

I DON'T LOVE ANYBODY, THAT'S MY POWER!!!

at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’

and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

If Zs'Skayr had children of his own would that be fucked up or what

Sergey Sleepy

I want to grab Hong Lu and throw him against a wall and watch him explode like a pomegranate (affectionate)