If Zs'Skayr Had Children Of His Own Would That Be Fucked Up Or What

"what? didn't you read about this in my file?"

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Arceus could kill Macbeth

Yes, Arceus from the Pokemon franchise could kill Macbeth!

Being genderless and also seemingly the creator of the universe and therefore having no birthing parent, it applies for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!

Ben loves going West Virginia, turn into Big Chill, and pretend to be the Mothman. Makes him chuckle every time someone mistakes him for the Mothman.

Saying any white ass man should play heathcliff should get you banned from getting near any literary piece ever. Like I would say Wurthering Heights alone since you have Emily Bronte rolling in her grave because you thought you did something. But no. Just literature as a whole

LMAO true

I love how Sevenseven is constantly humilated whenever he appears. He really is the pathetic blorbo of the family. I bet most people who hire him are like "Damn SixSix was already taken guess I'll have to go with SevenSeven"

Oh my god. You’re so right. He really is a pathetic little meow meow.

Even when he was working together with SixSix, he was the one getting pushed down a flight of stairs while SixSix was using bombs.

“I couldn’t get SixSix.”

“Yeah, he can be hard to get a hold of. We can just get EightEight.”

“I called her first, she wouldn’t take the job.”

“Oh. …We’re going to have to hire SevenSeven aren’t we?”

“…Yeah.”

“Goddammit.”

I love this game

limbus company is a wild game. you play as a nonbinary amnesiac who got their head cut off and responded by replacing it with a flaming wall clock, whose second job is to (ineffectually, at first) be the manager of a group of people on a bus and whose first job is to revive and heal them anytime anything happens, which is all the time. your party is comprised of a dour scientist who has a habit of speaking in poetry, a mysterious white haired genius implied to be in a constant mental discord call with different versions of herself across multiple universes, an autistic woman who named her shoes after a fictional horse and turns into an ancient and powerful vampire if they're ever taken off, a swordswoman who speaks a third of her mind in acronyms and loves to murder people "artistically", an autistic frenchman built like a fridge who refuses to be a person unless ordered to, a long haired rich pretty boy who accidentally pisses people off with his sheltered behavior half the time and pretends to be dumber than he is to purposefully annoy people the other half, a british thug whose entire plot could have been solved by just spitting it out and also turned into a wolf monster for a bit, a ginger who got bored of her office job and decided to get on a boat and hunt whales about it, a russian gambler whose mental health and self image are rapidly deteriorating while she is also getting progressively worse at hiding it, a young man who is really in over his head while also being very good at killing people who also is weirdly good at translating the earlier mentioned swordswoman's acronyms, a kiss-ass former military woman who would probably kill everyone else in the party if she thought she could get away with it, and a german former-soldier who got a mutant bug arm and intense ptsd and depression. there's also the all powerful guide who tells you where to go who is legally not allowed to be too helpful and is also perpetually sick of your shit, and the strange girl who drives the bus you all ride in without a license or a lick of training. also the bus looks like a train. add onto the fact that most of the characters and their backstories are references to classic literature, and you have what is possibly the world's MOST dysfunctional dnd party.

we love this fucking game.

Sorry, but "When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?" will never not be funny to me

Like, excuse me? What did you just call the woman who's been faithfully waiting for her husband's return for over a decade?

You’ve heard of MLM / WLW Solidarity…..

Now get ready for

🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥MLM / WLW UNHEALTHY SIBLING RIVALRY!!!🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥

Why am I still getting likes and Followers, the UpperMoon incorrect quotes series was a joke

trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl