Lobcorp AU Idea: AU Where The Cognito Filter Makes Everyone Look Like A Child, Yes, Even The Abnormalities

(A conversation between me and my cousin, I am convincing him to play Ruina)

Cousin: So how does this game play?

Me: Basically it's one of those rpg dungeon games

Cousin: Okay, how many floors are there?

Me: 10

Cousin: That's not a lot-

Me: Nonono, see, the thing is.

Me: You're not fighting the dungeon

Me: You are the dungeon.

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I love this game

limbus company is a wild game. you play as a nonbinary amnesiac who got their head cut off and responded by replacing it with a flaming wall clock, whose second job is to (ineffectually, at first) be the manager of a group of people on a bus and whose first job is to revive and heal them anytime anything happens, which is all the time. your party is comprised of a dour scientist who has a habit of speaking in poetry, a mysterious white haired genius implied to be in a constant mental discord call with different versions of herself across multiple universes, an autistic woman who named her shoes after a fictional horse and turns into an ancient and powerful vampire if they're ever taken off, a swordswoman who speaks a third of her mind in acronyms and loves to murder people "artistically", an autistic frenchman built like a fridge who refuses to be a person unless ordered to, a long haired rich pretty boy who accidentally pisses people off with his sheltered behavior half the time and pretends to be dumber than he is to purposefully annoy people the other half, a british thug whose entire plot could have been solved by just spitting it out and also turned into a wolf monster for a bit, a ginger who got bored of her office job and decided to get on a boat and hunt whales about it, a russian gambler whose mental health and self image are rapidly deteriorating while she is also getting progressively worse at hiding it, a young man who is really in over his head while also being very good at killing people who also is weirdly good at translating the earlier mentioned swordswoman's acronyms, a kiss-ass former military woman who would probably kill everyone else in the party if she thought she could get away with it, and a german former-soldier who got a mutant bug arm and intense ptsd and depression. there's also the all powerful guide who tells you where to go who is legally not allowed to be too helpful and is also perpetually sick of your shit, and the strange girl who drives the bus you all ride in without a license or a lick of training. also the bus looks like a train. add onto the fact that most of the characters and their backstories are references to classic literature, and you have what is possibly the world's MOST dysfunctional dnd party.

we love this fucking game.

To the Epic folks, Outis is a fem adaptation of Odysseus from hit video game limbus company, does she deserve to keep her wonderful spartan wife as her wonderful spartan wife and not her wonderful spartan husband?

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

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Aw yeah gay miniature cowboy and Roman general

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

IHNMAIMS au where literally every single bit of AMs dialouge gets cut off by this

Wolf: Y'know, Ganon, I’ve never really questioned it before but … what’s with the whole pig motif?

Ganondorf: What? I like pigs. Pigs are cute.

Bowser: Uuuuuhhh …

Ridley: Don’t you mean “tough” or “scary”?

Ganondorf: No, they’re cute. I can’t like cute things?

Wolf: Well it’s just … not very manly.

Ganondorf: Hmph, “manly”. Let me tell you something about “MANLY”.

Ganondorf: People who constantly obsess about appearing “manly” have the most fragile egos out of anybody. They spend all their time obsessing over how every little thing in their life will effect their image. They live with their guard constantly up out of fear that the tiniest little emasculating thing will destroy how people think of them. People who waste their time caring about “manly” are the most fragile little babies of them all.

Ganondorf: Now, a REAL manly man just likes what he likes and doesn’t give two shits about what people think about him. The real secret to being manly is to say “I am what I am and I like what I like, and if you don’t like it you can go cry to your pathetic peers because I don’t give a FUCK.”

Villains: …

Wolf: I … actually like it when Isabelle packs me a lunchbox with little notes inside.

Bowser: … I let Peach give me a makeover whenever I kidnap her.

K.Rool: I actually just really like banana smoothies.

Eggman & Wily: (simultaneously) I built myself a robot girlfriend. Whoa, you too?

Ridley: I’m a BTS stan.

Ganondorf: See? Don’t you feel better now getting to be your true self out in the open.

Ganondorf: (turning to Ridley) … K-Pop? Really?

Ridley: Look, I thought they were cute girls at first and then it turned out the music was pretty goo- GET OFF MY BACK!!