Literally Its So Fun Being Abnormal About Christianity And Also Being Christian Because I Just Said "id

M!A: Every time this ask is reblogged, a raw chicken will be flung at a random sinner.

Wait what- What do you mean by that- ⏰

FUCK HOMOPHOBES! 🏳️‍🌈GAY RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

trans girls r so pretty I wish I were a trans girl

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

"So like, the Lotus Eaters were just hypnotized dudes, but the fandom turned them into cute little creatures. And Jorge made that canon. Then people got confused and assumed the Winions were the same creature as the Lotus Eaters, and eventually, it became canon that the WERE the same creature. So now, the Lotus Eaters and the Winions are actually the same species. Also the Winions is the company the Jorge now owns. Also the winions are us"

au where occasionally the identities just chime in on the story.

heathcliff considers going back to Wuthering Heights and every other heath id is either

ARE YOU DAFT MATE!?!?!

or

no no the blokes got a point

meanwhile all the Yi Sang ids have been yapping for 4 days straight please stop them-

.

can you imagine someone loving you so much that you ask them to haunt you when they're dead because you're full of regret and can't bear to be apart from them and then you later you dig up their grave to be close to them