OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Aw yeah gay miniature cowboy and Roman general

please be my friend big pangolin

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

Being called ”my love” by that specific person hits differently.

You think the reason everyone in Lobotomy Corp uses they/them pronouns is because all the employees are expendable and personal pronouns are meaningless and they're all likely to die anyway

can u make her internet famous

Reblog if you too believe in Ridley Supremacy

maid!! day!!

A man goes to the fish market and walks up to a stall. There is a young boy selling fish. The boy is shouting "BUY MY DAMN FISH!". The man says you can't say that! The boy responds. "What do you mean? I caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." The man says okay and buys some and brings them home. He says to his wife "cook these damn fish!" His wife responds with a shocked face and says you can't say that! He says "the boy told me he caught them at the dam. These are dam fish." So the wife cooks up the fish and they're having dinner and the husband says "pass the damn fish!" To which his daughter responds "that's the spirit dad! Pass the fucking french fries!"

Twitter post

Okay I drew this thing a long time ago for fun and never posted it until now... and I didn't expect it to blow up in the way it did. Now I'm asking myself what have I done.