Something needs to be done about teachers who hate kids tbh
can u make her internet famous
has tumblr heard about the upcoming wuthering heights adaptation where they cast a white man as Heathcliff (a heavily implied to be romani character)
“ugh why is moby-dick so long”
ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?
the odyssey
the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action
you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys
since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful
this is what i imagined would happen after A Miser Brothers Christmas
LET THE BROS HUG IT OUT GOD DAMMIT
Absolutely living for the fact that in ancient Greece, it was said that when Apollo was drunk he created people with the "wrong" genitalia,, which, first of all, means that 1. trans people are not a new thing, we've always been here and we've always found ways to justify and explain our existence, and 2. the way that we chose to explain ourselves at one point was, "Yeah, the sun was wasted as hell when he made me, but it's cool." and that is fucking awesome
The references for the three Dreamers! Don't worry. I'll infodump later, for now, I am just posting reference pictures as I finish them.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
wuthering heights and thrushcross grange:
heathcliff writing love letters to cathy 2.0 under his sons name:
linton heathcliff:
hindley when heathcliff knocks at the door:
aaaand heathcliff, right before reducing hindley to a bloody puddle:
everyone when heathcliff shows up after 3 years:
anything: happens
joseph:
[heathcliff talking to infant hareton after hindley's death] ". . . previous to following with Hareton, he lifted the unfortunate child on to the table and muttered, with peculiar gusto, 'Now, my bonny lad, you are mine! And we'll see if one tree won't grow as crooked as another, with the same wind to twist it!' The unsuspecting thing was pleased at this speech: he played with Heathcliff's whiskers, and stroked his cheek . . ."
heathcliff, 3 seconds after marrying isabella: