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Imagine if all the women poseidon and Zeus banged somehow managed to transfer their period pains to them 😭 poseidon would get the worst of it since his body count is higher 🤣

Oh he would NOT survive that...

it's not "x (formerly known as twitter)". it's just twitter. fuck off

reblog if ur gay and u don't go to bed on time

I was being cancelled because apparently it was classist to put feathers on dinosaurs.

Both dream me and irl me were very confused.

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

Sorry, but "When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?" will never not be funny to me

Like, excuse me? What did you just call the woman who's been faithfully waiting for her husband's return for over a decade?

Coming up with a design for Lurien made me want to do some for the rest of the Dreamers, lol. So here’s a crappy little face reveal comic revealing how I think they look under all that pizazz 

(also ft. my headcanon that monomon doesn’t actually have a face under there, just a cloud of magical bubbles that she uses to see)

Dialogue transcript under the cut!

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P’andor and Bivalvan went from “I Hate You” (genuine) to “I Hate You” (sarcastic)

Alternatively: Enemies (derogatory) to Enemies (affectionate)

this is the canon we deserve

CW : gore