Silvariations - Starry Lake

Something needs to be done about teachers who hate kids tbh

“ugh why is moby-dick so long”

ishmael is telling you a story about how all his friends died and how he was the sole survivor of the disaster, why wouldn't he want to delay getting to that point of the story as long as possible?

the odyssey

the length of the book parallels the long amounts of time that whalers were away from home with long periods of boredom punctuated few and far between by brief bouts of frenzied action

you don't like cetology? whalelore? kys

since when have you ever complained about a dick being long. ungrateful

sorry im going half mad as a desi but like. the fact that heathcliff is Not Fucking White is very important to the story actually! he's treated as subhuman for having brown skin and its the main if not only reason he was immeidtaley abused by his stepfamily! hes DESCRIBED differently from the white characters too! what the fuck! he's so obviously like romani or indian or just. NOT WHITE YOU CANT JUST DO THAT. ITS 2024. THE RACISM HE SUFFERS IS NOT EVEN SUBTEXT

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I’ve only ever seen half a season of House and YouTube clips of The Good Doctor but this is how I imagine them meeting would go

House: who is this idiot and why is he in my office

Shawn: *says something extremely right about a patient and nobody seems to believe him*

House: I will only be working shifts with this man and this man only everybody else get out

As the person who sent that, I am willing to find Roland and murder him for taking away Jae-Heon's attempt at bringing back his son 😌

I truly believe Jae-Heon did nothing wrong and will fight anyone who disagrees

- Sincerely, a Jae-Heon fan

My sincerest thanks, you really know how to flatter a man. If anyone wishes to complain to me about anything I've done, I will redirect you to the anon in this post. 🧵

Listened to EPIC on shuffle today and got:

"ODYSSEUS OF ITHACA! Do you know who I am?"

*Wouldn't you like starts playing*

Along with Open arms between Monster and Just a man

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.