Can Hefefef Canonically Make Guns?

Poseidon in epic the musical is really like "how dare you blind my son I wish you'd murdered him instead"

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

P’andor and Bivalvan went from “I Hate You” (genuine) to “I Hate You” (sarcastic)

Alternatively: Enemies (derogatory) to Enemies (affectionate)

this is the canon we deserve

ice crem 2: electric boogaloo

sorry,,,

A random seahorse could Kill Macbeth

Yes, Any Seahorse from Real Life could kill Macbeth!

The way seahorse childbirth works is that the female produces eggs (not "eggs" like chicken eggs, "eggs" like human eggs) which she then deposits into the pouch of the male, in which the eggs will grow into very small yet fully formed seahorses and emerge from the male's pouch as a live birth. This means that all seahorses apply for the Birth Parent Clause, with their birthing parent being the male instead of the female. Thank you for your submission!

I'm sure this has already been said, but we need a proper prestige TV adaptation of Moby-Dick. For 10 minutes out of every episode, it becomes a nature documentary about whales.

I need Hermes to be in Outis’s canto and I need him to be an id for either Yi Sang (for the wing motif) or Don Quixote (Instead of flying sandals she has Rocinante)

That being said I also had an idea for a gregor hermes ID where his arm has the two snakes from Hermes’s staff coming out of it and wrapping around his arm

I will be drawing this when i get the chance

Can you tell I’ve been listening to Epic the musical?

FUCK HOMOPHOBES! 🏳️‍🌈GAY RIGHTS🏳️‍🌈

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Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.